Cympil

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him." Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him." The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!"

That pic reminds me of Toby Maguire aka Spiderman

That middle picture`s good

Aye,he is a bit creepy

What made you change your name to Mr Oblivious Mr Darn?

:lol: a bit of your carbolic soap is all he needs

I`ve had to give it a rest Pete,my fingers are down to the knuckles

Mongo`s got two and Mr Darn has one..both are the same people

I see by the poll that Mongo`s in the lead with 3 votes (if you count the vote for Mr Darn)

Me neither

Does anyone actually use this? Other than a toilet! Get it filled in,it`s stinking to the high heavens

I`ve got good taste CK,am i mint Still prefer your old avatar though

:lol: They don`t clamp their own family though! Dave`s Mrs was parked illegally and Derek said" i`m not clamping her,wot would wor Dave say"..seen and heard with my own eyes!!

There was summic in the papers today about Maddies dad giving her an overdose of drugs then getting rid of the body

you`re saying the "c" word now wesh your mooth oot wi soapy wetter lad

Heway Pete,where`s your photo,how am i meant to recognise you when you come up for your holiday? There`s a pint of guinness in it for you

I don`t think he was talking about his rubbish bins

This is another photo taken at "The Ship" (is this the right name for the club?) at Netherton..

Here`s some photo`s of Netherton Colliery and the pitmen that worked there,this would have been the 1960`s sometime?? Does anyone recognise anyone?

:lol: :lol:

He would of had a better time at the Reading Festival

That`s Michael Jackson,he just looks the same as he always does

:lol: Don`t you think you`d be wasting your money,considering the fact that all you have in your bins are cobwebs

That`s not deformed,it`s a good photo..it`s got a Final Fantasy look about it..Look Here

:lol: :lol: They`re good them..