Happy Birthday Keith Lockey

[Adam Hogg]

Happy Birthday Keith have a good one. Don't cut into the cake i sent you, Kylie's in it for you.

[mercuryg]

Happy Birthday Keith; Kylie says she'll be over for tea.

[Malcolm Robinson]

Happy Birthday.............

[Brett]

Happy Birthday Keith.

[keith lockey]

LOL Thanks everyone, you have made my day - and Kylie will certainly make my night. Really chuffed now, Thanks a bunch. I have to pop off somewher now but I will catch you all later. Cheers mates.

[Vic Patterson]

Happy birthday Keith, hope you have a relaxing day!

[Pete]

Happy Birthday Keith, hope you have a great day. Kylie sends her best wishes but can't make it as she is staying with me for Christmas

[keith lockey]

Greetings space cadets, thank you for your birthday wishes - except Pete who says he has nicked the future Mrs Lockey from me. She may be staying with you over Christmas Pete but wait until she's pulled your cracker and seen what the joke is inside, she'll be back with me before you can say jingle balls...er bells. By the way, sorry I am late to respond everyone, but I've had a trying day; I tried this wine then tried that wine, but I made an important scientific and culinary discovery, dry white wine does not mix well with big bars of Turkish delight. But I raised a glass to sir Patrick and hope he can kick ass in heaven. (And deflect Nibiru from our path) Now I am going to experiment on bottles of South African chardonnay and cheese and onion crisps. I hope you realise that I only do this in the name of science. I only hope I have the bottle to go through with it - in fact I know I have, I just have to find the bottle opener. So i drink a toast to all out there who wished me a good one and may your snowballs never melt and your baubles never dangle. Cheers to all.

[Canny lass]

Better late than never (I've had a trying day)!

Happy birthday to you,

Happy bbirthday to you,

Happy birthday dear Keith,

Happy birthday to you.

(Sung to the tune of "Happy birthday to you")

Hope it was a goodun and long may your batter-brush batter..

[Keith Scantlebury]

AHHHHH shucks I missed it but happy umpteenth birthday anyway !!!