Happy Birthday Denzel, Hope you have a good day.

You will soon be catching up to me.

Many happy returns, big dawg.

Many happy returns, big dawg.

How wonderful, another Americanism. Randy will be so proud

Can you quote me the bit where I asked for your snidey, tiresome comments on my birthday greetings to a mate?

Can you quote me the bit where I asked for your snidey, tiresome comments on my birthday greetings to a mate?

Indeed, good evening it was

Happy Birthday Denzel, Hope you have a good day.

You will soon be catching up to me.

Happy birthday Denzel, jope you have another good year!

Joe

Happy birthday Denzel, jope you have another good year!

Joe

Happy birthday Denzel

(Careful Joe - Swalnalla is joping like mad that someone will make a typo!)

jope

joping

Nice!

Can you quote me the bit where I asked for your snidey, tiresome comments on my birthday greetings to a mate?

Snidey doesn't appear in any dictionary I use, who you mate with doesn't concern me either, that's your business.

Snidey doesn't appear in any dictionary I use, who you mate with doesn't concern me either, that's your business.

I'm sure your comments these last few months are meant to be taken in a joke sort of way, but if they had been directed at me, i would have taken offense by now.

i have no idea what your relationship with denzel etc. is really like, as i was not a member of the previous board.

I do hope all this 'banter' is in a friendly sense, otherwise i am quite appalled!

are you all friends?

I'm sure your comments these last few months are meant to be taken in a joke sort of way, but if they had been directed at me, i would have taken offense by now.

i have no idea what your relationship with denzel etc. is really like, as i was not a member of the previous board.

I do hope all this 'banter' is in a friendly sense, otherwise i am quite appalled!

are you all friends?

No one has belted anyone lately, so I guess so!

Joe.

if they had been directed at me, i would have taken offense by now.

It seems that those who have given it(verbal abuse) in the past, can't take it now Mr Darn, I remember.

Have a nice day

It seems that those who have given it(verbal abuse) in the past, can't take it now Mr Darn, I remember.

Have a nice day

Reading this borad is getting a like tuning into an episode of Celebrity Big Brother. Bitchy as hell!

Reading this borad is getting a like tuning into an episode of Celebrity Big Brother. Bitchy as hell!

Nothing's as bad as Big Brother

I'm sure your comments these last few months are meant to be taken in a joke sort of way, but if they had been directed at me, i would have taken offense by now.

i have no idea what your relationship with denzel etc. is really like, as i was not a member of the previous board.

I do hope all this 'banter' is in a friendly sense, otherwise i am quite appalled!

are you all friends?

He'd twist on 21 man, ignore the dullard.

He'd twist on 21 man, ignore the dullard.

PMSL

Reading this borad is getting a like tuning into an episode of Celebrity Big Brother. Bitchy as hell!

Ignore it then, or be another complaning old bitch

PMSL

Ignore it then, or be another complaning old bitch

He like the bitches

PMSL

Ignore it then, or be another complaning old bitch

There's no way he could usurp you as the board's number one twisty-!*!@# .

twisty-!*!@# .

Doesn't come up on any search I use.

Doesn't come up on any search I use.

I wouldn't expect it to, it's a colloquialism.

I wouldn't expect it to, it's a colloquialism.

In some areas, overuse of colloquialisms by native speakers is regarded as a sign of substandard ability with the language.

Whatever

PS. Did you get a visit from the nookey fairy to celebrate your birthday.

In some areas, overuse of colloquialisms by native speakers is regarded as a sign of substandard ability with the language.

Whatever

Languages are dynamic, built on colloquialism and metaphor.

In some areas, overuse of colloquialisms by native speakers is regarded as a sign of substandard ability with the language.

Whatever

PS. Did you get a visit from the nookey fairy to celebrate your birthday.

1. When have I overused colloquialisms?

2. Yes, I got my fingers wet.

Yes, I got my fingers wet.

Poor henpecked Denzel, forced to wash the dishes on his birthday.

Poor henpecked Denzel, forced to wash the dishes on his birthday.

There were no dishes, I had a liquid dinner.