Malcolm Robinson Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 The date............October 5th.Venue...............Bedlington Market Place.Time................10.00am - noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Scantlebury Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 ...... and ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 he won't tell! Malcolm's a big meanie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonky Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Hang on, it's a statue of Keith Lockey! I'm right, Malcolm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John White Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 I hate it when he does that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cross Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Cow pat chucking ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canny lass Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Must be big if it takes 2 hours to unveil it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 The word has got out, everyone is heading up to Bedlington for Saturday morning!Oh and 2 hours will be cutting it fine Canny Lass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Will I need to do me hair for the TV cameras, Malcolm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Not this week Merc, that's next week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonky Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 I have asked wor joanne to gan up and see what all the fuss is about..if its gonna be on telly I can pick up tyne tees with my freeview..will she have to do her hair too ?..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Sorry, Malcolm, I'll have to let the lads and lasses know what the unveiling is.SEE YOU TUBE ATTACHMENT Her stage name is Mystique Delight but her real name is Doris Spoggatt and she is a cleaner at the Clayton Arms.She will be unveiling herself at the Market Place club - actually the unveiling is waving her dusters about to give them an air.She does private performances but she is booked up at my place until 2014...I've got a lot of cleaning to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Scantlebury Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 if she's a cleaner at the Clayton she wants sacked !!! she's crap at doing windows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonky Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 jaysus !! she`s a fine thing that cleaner and I certainly wouldn't kick her out the bed for farting ..lolany hows..back to the grand unveiling...its getting some build up..it wasn't long ago there was this massive long build up to the big bedlington song...and we know how that ended up..pmsl..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 It's not your 'coming out' day is it Malcolm!!!The day you unveil your feminine side as Robina Malcolms, brown hair, hazel eyes, likes long walks along the beach and listening to Neil Sedaka. Seeks likewise spirit to share evenings in / out, non-smoker, own car must be W.E.D. Requires help with make-up and must have full knowledge of applying false eyelashes and lip-gloss.Believe me you are doing the right thing, Robina. keeping it locked inside can only damage your chi. Ask Wonky about his mate. He hid it away for so long and the poor sausage suffered all that time. Unleash the vixen in you; take control of you inner desires; don't be afraid of watching wrestling on the telly or popping down to the gym to pump iron - though not in your six-inch stilletos. I applaud your decision Robina...Malcolm, just make sure you shave your legs on the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Keith, you have been my inspiration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eileen Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Will Pete be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonky Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 lol..don't get me started on jerry the racist again,theres been murder over it..another story for another day..laughing at your comment makes me really wonder whats really going on..and if I were you keith I`d stay away from the small adds..it will only get you into bother and end in tears..lolIt's not your 'coming out' day is it Malcolm!!!The day you unveil your feminine side as Robina Malcolms, brown hair, hazel eyes, likes long walks along the beach and listening to Neil Sedaka. Seeks likewise spirit to share evenings in / out, non-smoker, own car must be W.E.D. Requires help with make-up and must have full knowledge of applying false eyelashes and lip-gloss.Believe me you are doing the right thing, Robina. keeping it locked inside can only damage your chi. Ask Wonky about his mate. He hid it away for so long and the poor sausage suffered all that time. Unleash the vixen in you; take control of you inner desires; don't be afraid of watching wrestling on the telly or popping down to the gym to pump iron - though not in your six-inch stilletos. I applaud your decision Robina...Malcolm, just make sure you shave your legs on the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canny lass Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Will Pete be there. Maybe it'sPete who's being unveiled, Eileen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) IT'S BEDLINGTON'S NEW REDEVELOPMENT PLAN, ISN'T IT!!! Edited October 2, 2013 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 One more day............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted October 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2013 BTW,Rain will stop play tommorrow!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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