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A Fitting Tribute

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Southampton FC are to pull down a statue recently erected in honour of one of their greatest players, Ted Bates.

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The reason? It's bliddy rubbish.

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Look at his diddy legs! :D

Southampton FC are to pull down a statue recently erected in honour of one of their greatest players, Ted Bates.

Story here

The reason? It's bliddy rubbish.

tedwebday.450535.full.jpg

Look at his diddy legs! :D

£102,000 Not a bad price for a piece of bad art

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£102,000 Not a bad price for a piece of bad art

Long arms...... :o

Face like Margaret Thatcher:

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Southampton FC are to pull down a statue recently erected in honour of one of their greatest players, Ted Bates.

Story here

The reason? It's bliddy rubbish.

tedwebday.450535.full.jpg

Look at his diddy legs! :D

Well at least it's not some bloke walking on a square foot of astroturf for a week on Ashington front street...

...or the portal to another dimension at the entrance to the Jubilee industrial estate....

Fear not good citizens, you council tax isn't wasted on such marvels....it's the VAT you pay with a smidge of Income Tax...and the lottery....

Southampton FC are to pull down a statue recently erected in honour of one of their greatest players, Ted Bates.

Story here

The reason? It's bliddy rubbish.

tedwebday.450535.full.jpg

Look at his diddy legs! :D

Fetch him the diddy bat.

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Diddy bat! When are you coming back?

  • 1 month later...
Diddy bat! When are you coming back?

Later tonight.

Imagine erecting a statue to Master Bates on Tyneside. ;)

Later tonight.

Imagine erecting a statue to Master Bates on Tyneside. ;)

  • 1 month later...
Imagine erecting a statue to Master Bates on Tyneside. ;)

It wasn't funny the first time you said it, gonk.

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