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Guest mongo
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Discovering that my date has a winky. :huh:

:lol: i hope you blew her off :lol:

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The thought of that would be frightening. :lol:

The thought of him blowing him off would be more frightening :lol:

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The other week I took a woman to a restaurant for a date.

It was alright, but it wasn't very filling!!!!LOL!!!!!!!11!!IEITWASTHEFRUITCALLEDADATE!!!!!11!!!!!

You need a few chips with it Colonel :lol:

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Being told your life will be shortened because you have cancer.

Aye,that`s a proper downer..but anyones life can be shortened,cancer or not :mellow:

Life`s a bitch but at least your still here to tell the tale :)

Guest missvic
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Ok,where`s the posts gone from here? What was so bad that they got took off or have i missed summic :blink:

Blame young Denzil for that one! He can be so rude at times... the follow one posts didn't really make sense and I thought it a bit cruel to the hedgehog! Maybe you could whip him into shape?!!

Are you really a vegetarian Cympil? And if so, what do you think about the whole mars bar controversy? :unsure:

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Blame young Denzil for that one! He can be so rude at times... the follow one posts didn't really make sense and I thought it a bit cruel to the hedgehog! Maybe you could whip him into shape?!!

Are you really a vegetarian Cympil? And if so, what do you think about the whole mars bar controversy? :unsure:

Nah,i`m not vegetarian, i`ve never heard owt about mars bars,only that you can have them battered at the chip shop :D

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Nah,i`m not vegetarian, i`ve never heard owt about mars bars,only that you can have them battered at the chip shop :D

Thats not very nice, battering a mars bar. :lol::lol:

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Thats not very nice, battering a mars bar. :lol::lol:

These bunnies are getting me down I'd like to batter them along with black pudding mushrooms bacon................

Yum Yum ;)

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Why dont you catch the rabbits and then sell them at the shows?

I don`t think they`d be worth owt with bulging eyes and a garroted throat..do you :blink:

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