Brian Cross

Well done Brett .....terrific lighting thank you...

It wasn't me Symptoms honestly it wasn't and hello to all

Hey hey Wilma hows Bam Bam

I would appreciate a copy John if that is possible .......

Great to see your return old mate

yea wot he sed

Good on you 3G hope you enjoyed yourself................

Merry Xmas to all my friends on the forum from sunny very hot Australia .........

happy birthdat Keith hope you had a great day

Hope you had a great day Pete all the best for the next 40

Can anyone imagine the kids of to-day eating any sort of dripping on bread ........cause i can't

Teacher asks the kids in class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel through Europe , an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behaviour of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson . . . . " And you, Tanya?............................................ " I want to be Johnny's bitch!"

Ha ha ha good oneKeith

Ah Keefy

All this green tree huging crap is all as i said crap,what we need again is discipline in bucket loads most kids to-day have no respect for anybody, my fear was my father when i was a kid if i played truant (and i did) i had a size 10 to worry about if i was found out to-day they just laugh at that .................

Oh dear you have not been taking your meds again Keef have you, go quietly with the nice nurce and she will make you better

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?' The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five Minutes. Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

Well said Keith and sadly very true .....what will harry and Pat do now,retire i suppose ,

Has the Percy Arms closed its doors a rellie of mine informed me it has closed OMG what will we do Keith.

I know the feeling very well

I'm in

Hope you enjoy the Forum as much as we do

Sounds like you enjoyed yourself as we all should on our birthday, although i try to forget 'em now !!

where do you find all this memorabilia Foxy, good job