Brian Cross

Merry Xmas to all my friends on the forum from sunny very hot Australia .........

happy birthdat Keith hope you had a great day

Hope you had a great day Pete all the best for the next 40

Can anyone imagine the kids of to-day eating any sort of dripping on bread ........cause i can't

Teacher asks the kids in class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel through Europe , an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behaviour of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson . . . . " And you, Tanya?............................................ " I want to be Johnny's bitch!"

Ha ha ha good oneKeith

Ah Keefy

All this green tree huging crap is all as i said crap,what we need again is discipline in bucket loads most kids to-day have no respect for anybody, my fear was my father when i was a kid if i played truant (and i did) i had a size 10 to worry about if i was found out to-day they just laugh at that .................

Oh dear you have not been taking your meds again Keef have you, go quietly with the nice nurce and she will make you better

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?' The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith." The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?" The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith." The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five Minutes. Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

Well said Keith and sadly very true .....what will harry and Pat do now,retire i suppose ,

Has the Percy Arms closed its doors a rellie of mine informed me it has closed OMG what will we do Keith.

I know the feeling very well

I'm in

Sounds like you enjoyed yourself as we all should on our birthday, although i try to forget 'em now !!

where do you find all this memorabilia Foxy, good job

i remember all of your quote Keefy and as you say we returned evey year to do the same thing regardless of bowel consequences ..............ah the memories leek show at the Percy Arms

There was a family gathering, With all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet Into Grandpa's drink, And after a while, Grandpa excused himself Because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, His trousers were wet all over. 'What happened, Grandpa?' He is asked by his concerned children. 'Well,' he answered, 'I don't really know. I had to go to the bathroom. So I took it out and started to pee, But then I saw that it wasn't mine, So I put it back!'

Oh my god Keefy you are off your medication again

A simple rule from a mate of mine (Bazza) Beer before wine makes a fellow feel fine Wine before beer makes a fellow feel queer. There endeth the lesson children.

I can do thay for you Malcolm

We had small do at our place last saturday night and as you do we had a few beers, the ladies had wine and a few beers .......for food i fired up the wood heated oven and cooked a beef roast and half a lamb .......i just managed to fit the lamb in .........eveyone enjoyed themselves i think cant remember really .

Very touching Mal

Thats the Aussies for you there is always a bright side to evey situation.

Better better take it slowly mate