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Brian Cross

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  1. Vic i did not know Jack was from South Shields
  2. My wife and i attended dawn service to commemorate the landings 100 years sgo on the beaches in Turkey. We wre encouraged by the number of young people and familys present at the service, i would estimate around 2000 folks were there not bad for a small city like ours.Also remembering My Grandfather Albert Moore Gibbon who was killed in France six days before this filthy war finished. They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.
  3. All the best Brett i will have one for you
  4. SATAN IN CHURCH A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking among friends. Suddenly, in a flash of light, Satan appeared at the front of the church! Everyone started screaming and running for the exits, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly cowboy who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?' The old cowboy replied, 'Yep, sure do.' 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the cowboy. 'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan. 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone. 'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan. 'Yep,' was the calm reply. 'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan. 'Nope,' said the old cowboy. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?' The old cowboy calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.'
  5. Did anyone know Dave from the Station ?
  6. A good mate of mine died last wednesday I will miss him on my trips back home R.I.P mate hope they have cider up there
  7. Aian stay strong for yourself and all the Forum crowd
  8. R.I.P Keefy i am shocked and saddened by the news of his passing
  9. I enjoy eating pickled herring our local super market sells them and they are from holland
  10. That all sounds great to me Canny Lass
  11. Does anyone make their own Sausages?........very simple and you can have any flavours you like
  12. Hope you enjoyed yourself Vic old mate
  13. We had a mini in the '70s it was good fun little car
  14. "If we could convince the Chinese that Jihadists' testicles are an aphrodisiac, in 10 years they could be extinct ... "
  15. No i think it was in 1957 sometime
  16. Youre only a whipper snapper but enjoy mate
  17. This monsta Croc was shot by hunters in the Northern territory it measured 28.4 ft
  18. I was a Deputy /Shotfirer here in Aust 250lbs of Ajax seems like a hell of a lot of Ajax did you have to get special permission to set of a charge of this size HPW ?
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