wonky

britans got tallent.

did i say That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds ?

i saw this strange phenomenon on my last visit..about 1 am i was out side on my mothers patio smoking and chilling out..couldnt belive my eyes,,ran inside to get witnesses and was calmly told ""yyou silly !*!@# ,,thats the tosneys with their magic lanterns up at the railway cottages again"" bought some on my return home (off That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds) and sent them skywards,,they can go for about ten miles depending on the wind strength.next day..96fm was buzzing and it was only the tosneys cousin out in the garden !! lmao.

[i was just telling some one this the other day and they wouldnt belive me. i decided to post it again in the hope that someone could verify that there could be a creature like this living in the hapeny woods..#1 wonky Terrier Group: Members Posts: 36 Joined: 29-November 09 Gender:Male Location:cork,ireland Interests:oh yeah,,i got interests !! Reputation: 13 Good Posted 13 February 2010 - 09:21 AM well..cheers to merlin and co for the kebab insight to bedlington. thur 4th feb,,loaded up wonkys van and drove through the night to the toon from cork, five and a half hrs to belfast,two hrs kip in the van in the car park at the ferry port after just polishing off a loyalist kebab bought in the york st area of belfast..this was a bit nervy as hanging round in these areas after midnight with republican reg plates can warrant all kinds of trouble.no worries though and a smashing kebab,,will have to check out the catholic kebabs the next time,,!! woke up and on to the ferry for another three hrs kip..through customs with out any hassle and managed to get the poteen through as they were wrapped as gifts..lol. we then drove off through freezing fog with only the drivers wiper working and stopped for breakfast in dumfries about 8 am. that in itself is another story..!! after a leasurely drive at our own pace we arrived in bebside for the main course whitch was a visit to the old folks and a good old banter ect ect,,this was about mid day..traveling a total of 18 hrs in wonkys td5 landy as pictured on my profile. great buy that was.. two days of rest and i was ready for my kings mixed special kebab..saturday night bout 8 pm there i was in kings,,waiting my turn and like i said in earlier posts ..off to the hapeny woods car park for the nosh. after parking the van and sorting out the kebabs mrs wonky and i dived into the sauces and started pulling out strings of lamb like it was going out of fashion..not more than a moment later my driver side door was aproached by a right wierdo who thought we were dogging !! what a fright we got..lol..lol having been in ireland a long time i decided to have the craic with this sad little man..wound down the window and explained that we were on a kebab pilgramage and not doggers at all and that if he wanted to watch us eat our kebabs he would be more than welcome too...he did..lmao he was creeping us out a little bit but it was so funny at the time i played his game and even let some chilli sauce run down my chin a little just for a little nigella lawson tease for him, i think he liked that bit as he started fumbeling in his pockets for a hankie or something.. any ways to cut a long story short...i ended up having to chase him off with wonkys bat because what he was doing in the woods was very wrong..he was as mad as a badger in a bag that fella so if you go down to the woods today....be careful...that wasnt garlic sauce on my van door !! and back to the main topic...the kebab was good,,tell kings wonky says thanks if youre passing..cheers.

hello and welcome.. and..the three wonderfull children....REALITY CHECK !! they wont be wonderful for ever.!! they will break your heart..good luck from ireland with your new venture..wonky

it couldnt be as simple as kendal mint cake could it..the brown one was a bit tangy if i remember..margrets shop at bebside sold them during the seventies.. they came in a slab.. perhaps if you just go down to the sweet shop and pig out it might help...i know thats what im doing when the shop opens...slavering now !!

christ man !! you got me up all night now..found this pic on the web,,i am guessing its not these because i am sure you would have remembered..lol ,,could you imagine the uproar if these were on display in the sweetshops this day and age ..? struth !!

yeah,,like an itch you cant scratch !! you got my head wrecked now,,i am licorice mad, would eat it till my teeth gan black !! i was mad about spangles. and check out the picture//remember the chewwy backy for kids !!lol. had the taste of !*!@# but we would all chew it and pretend we were miners..lol

imps i think they were called. !*!@# hot if you threw in a handfull.. lol

ah !! lads,lads ,lads, all this jester and tpervert buisness is getting silly now. twould have been a lot simpler with a bat like i said..what we need to do now is move on and just ignore the jibes. at the end of the day we all got to do the toilet. no matter how much of a stinker some people are.its all very well for people to hide behind their solicitors ,isuing threats..these are the !*!@# who wouldnt dare venture out after dark alone..frightend of their own kids and their wives and have to be seen to be making a stand. for them to get some peace from their nagging wives. well heres some sound advice..solicitors !*!@# stinks too ..and they roll in it. fecks sake lads theres enough !*!@# with out lining their pockets too.!! really !

Amen !

cheers mr darn ,,got ya now !! just noticed, thanks.

rep ?? does that meen i should have reported it to the police ? still laughing here man..!!oh how times have changed...i get exited over a good kebab too but this just takes the biscuit,,lol i think it might have been the way i wiped the sauce from my lips and chin that did the damage,!! i will be going to mass later and be saying 10 our farther`s for him and 2 for myself just to be safe. and the next time i`m home i will be bringing my rosary beads and holy water to scurge the fecker out of those woods !!! cheers mr darn..

specially went into netto to check out the queue problem..you have got a point there mate,,i waited about ten mins to get to the till and bought three torches at a reduced rate of 49 pence each to find out later that they dont work and need some kind of special battery..i am going to leave them somewhere for someone to find hoping that they too will have found a bargain...sad i know but cant bring myself to throw them out and deffo not asking for my 1.47 back..lol cheers.

all i can say about this topic at the moment is that theyre kebabs are good.!!

bedlington who ?,,,!!!

after reading all the negative and some positive feedback about the state of the new market place i went up there special to check it out..my conclusion is..that although it is not a perfect job it is still much nicer than it was. there are some people who have no market place at all so stop complaining about it. and as far as the wonky paving slabs and various trip hazards go,,well,,,be careful out there !! cheers.

well..cheers to merlin and co for the kebab insight to bedlington. thur 4th feb,,loaded up wonkys van and drove through the night to the toon from cork, five and a half hrs to belfast,two hrs kip in the van in the car park at the ferry port after just polishing off a loyalist kebab bought in the york st area of belfast..this was a bit nervy as hanging round in these areas after midnight with republican reg plates can warrant all kinds of trouble.no worries though and a smashing kebab,,will have to check out the catholic kebabs the next time,,!! woke up and on to the ferry for another three hrs kip..through customs with out any hassle and managed to get the poteen through as they were wrapped as gifts..lol. we then drove off through freezing fog with only the drivers wiper working and stopped for breakfast in dumfries about 8 am. that in itself is another story..!! after a leasurely drive at our own pace we arrived in bebside for the main course whitch was a visit to the old folks and a good old banter ect ect,,this was about mid day..traveling a total of 18 hrs in wonkys td5 landy as pictured on my profile. great buy that was.. two days of rest and i was ready for my kings mixed special kebab..saturday night bout 8 pm there i was in kings,,waiting my turn and like i said in earlier posts ..off to the hapeny woods car park for the nosh. after parking the van and sorting out the kebabs mrs wonky and i dived into the sauces and started pulling out strings of lamb like it was going out of fashion..not more than a moment later my driver side door was aproached by a right wierdo who thought we were dogging !! what a fright we got..lol..lol having been in ireland a long time i decided to have the craic with this sad little man..wound down the window and explained that we were on a kebab pilgramage and not doggers at all and that if he wanted to watch us eat our kebabs he would be more than welcome too...he did..lmao he was creeping us out a little bit but it was so funny at the time i played his game and even let some chilli sauce run down my chin a little just for a little nigella lawson tease for him, i think he liked that bit as he started fumbeling in his pockets for a hankie or something.. any ways to cut a long story short...i ended up having to chase him off with wonkys bat because what he was doing in the woods was very wrong..he was as mad as a badger in a bag that fella so if you go down to the woods today....be careful...that wasnt garlic sauce on my van door !! and back to the main topic...the kebab was good,,tell kings wonky says thanks if youre passing..cheers.

its all happenong this week end. been waiting a month to sample the kings special kebab...roll on friday nite.!! cork-belfast,5 hrs,ferry 3 hrs, stranrear-toon 3 hrs, i will be hungrier than a misers wallet..its got to be good.....team wonky.

theres nowt wrong with wonky man !! wonky is great man !!

cheers for that brian..i am looking forward to it with much glee !! going to give it a whirl...i mean...its not as if its going to kill me !!

cheers ...i`ll put some in the fridge.!!

right you are then merlin, ..a kings special mixed kebab with pickled chillies and draped in chilli and garlic sauce it is then ,,i will take the chips too just for the craic like !! off in team wonkys van to happeny woods to eat them up...the clock is ticking...roll on the next few weeks i am !*!@# starving here man !! i am sure it will be just fine indeed ! cheers....wonky

pickled chillies and all..sounds great..they can keep the chips though..a decent kebab would fill the hole..might give it a look when i get back..cheers.

nice pic..rumbly tummy noo man..greese and turkish are the best but i was thinking more on the lines of bedlington station or front street..its been a while since i saw the place,,sure i`ll find summik.cheers