Malcolm Robinson

With the forthcoming changes it would seem an opportune time to get rid of 'party politics' at local level. The council have just had a "public reply' document about the changes out, anyone on here replied? ANYONE KNEW ABOUT IT?

Lift up thy bed and post young man!

Stig of the dump.

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as; Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected

So am I if this works! score.bmp

Thanks Mr D. Thanks monsta, but did we really need your later posting?

So am I but once again we see one law for the millionaires............. Even when they do get "done" just say you lost your memory and get released.....

Good gad Sir, looking at the last posts seems Denzil is back with a vengence!

Beef, is that what it is............I thought it was soya styrafoam!

Sussing, frussing, cussing, how did you save that bit of the page?

Best now 35 but how did you save the screen Mr D?

Keep going Cym, my best is 39.

Not a joke but it whiles away the minutes! http://www.ibogleif.dk/spil/flashspil/minigolf/minigolf.swf

Happy birthday Ex B. Hope you have got everything the way you want it now, I know how long it takes!

I registered with Skype a couple of years ago but have hardly used it, why, because the “free” call package I get with my broadband connection makes it unnecessary and the people I want to talk to don’t have to be Skype registered. If you are sitting in front of a computer all day working that may well be a different matter of course. Isn’t it true that Skype didn’t attract the numbers it hoped for at its launch and roll out? Having said that I can see a mobile “free” service attracting more take up, it had to come once the web was available to mobiles, but it will be a race like VHS and Betamax was because the providers paid something like 26 billion and want to see their profits protected.

Might be a good idea to change them all coz there has been a bunch of comedians at the helm for ages now! You see the PM begging to get a seat on the sofa on GMTV and comedians making sense on Question time! Not only that the comedians, along with the media, have been the only real opposition to the last few governments. To cap it all PMQ's and Westminster in general have decended into comedy stand up central!

What or who is a "minor royal"? I knew a few royal miners...............

One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, " I found the remote!"

So what design are you building Brian?

There are school crossing lights on Ridge Terrace?

I bet you tell the kids the tooth fairy doesn't really leave money under their pillow! The rule of nine always meant something else to me......you use it to set tappets on OHV engines. It is still a pretty cool take on an old theme!

Check this out, but how on earth it works????????? http://www.milaadesign.com/wizardy.html

Is it some sort of wifi router or aerial? If Ashington has more than Bedders it cannot be something mundane like virgins!!!!

Never liked the cryptic crosswords! Need a bit more to go on GGG.