Malcolm Robinson

So I have just heard Adam.....

Latest: It might have been loose slates/tiles on the Cash for Clothes building. Only one Doctor Sym......Jon Pertwee.

Candidates for Blyth and Wansbeck....http://www.newspostleader.co.uk/news/local/blyth-valley-and-wansbeck-constituency-candidates-revealed-for-2015-general-election-1-7202999

Might be Cash for Clothes I've just heard?

Whats the crack on Front Street today? The bobbies have taped off several shops opposite the community centre. Might it be the bookies?

Bit more info.........https://northeastjobs.org.uk/job/Ashington_Blyth_and_Tyne_Rail_Programme_Manager/137964

Whey it sounds good man!

An RAF Group Captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Group Captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Wing Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work. A Squadron Leader said it was 50-50%. A Flight Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the Group Captain turned to the Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee. What was his opinion? Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The Group Captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent. God Bless the lower ranks.

Just sent the question again Eggy. I will find it!!!!!!!!!

Just saying......... but a whole lot works for me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyDVLIENl48#t=28

Like backing a football club manager...........

How do I make and bake Gingerbread please???????

Suprised no one has posted this link before.......http://www.ilivehere.co.uk/category/worst-places-to-live-in-north-east-england/northumberland

Been looking like that for ages, but with careful manipulation....it all has to crash at some point and we reset to basic fundamentals.

Bye Keith, sorry I can't be there marra!

Pete……. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purdah_%28pre-election_period%29

Not yet Reedy but he did try I believe.........might be owned by an MP soon..............

So true........

Started already tomtom!

My experience of French planning has been exemplary or was it just French bureaucracy in general you were having a go at tomtom? If it's the latter I agree!

"I think we are going to see a 75%+ turnout this time - hopefully more."..........................Bottle of vino says it will be less.......????????????

Take a chill pill GGG........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e59guruVL4o#t=37

ASAP! http://www.northumbria.police.uk/news_and_events/news/details.asp?id=104860&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook#

My thoughts exactly merc.

Well I have a Top Gear book my son bought with all the presenters on the front Tony.