Canny lass

Translation for our non-geordie members. Sorry it's a bit late. "Wazzack"(sic.) wasn't an easy one: 'If you find that interesting, honey, you are even more of a boring bulls penis* than I thought you were'. *The word "wazzack" (sic), taken in the above context to be 'wazzock,' is originally thought to be the name for a bull's penis. However, it has several other meanings: 1. a daft person 2. one who has made an arse of themselves 3. idiot (used i na fun way and with a degree of affection) I've chosen the orighinal meaning, for several reasons: I haven't seen Pilgrim make an arse of himself thereby discounting 3. I did consider 'idiot' for a while - It denotes a degree of affection (and remember, he was referred to as 'Honey' in the same sentence) but I discarded the notion. I can't agree with 1 either as, on a scale of daft, there are others who are much better achievers. So. by this scientific process of elimination I am left with Bull's penis. I'm sure I will be corrected should it be incorrect. Pilgrim?

I may have mislead you with my post. Ford House I've never heard mentioned. It's St Cuthbert's Crescent I'm looking for. The search is still ongoing but If I find it I'll post here. Perhaps you could do the same?

Any idea which year? It popped up for one of my relatives as well and I think it may have been in the Humford area but I haven't been able to verify it yet.

Nice pictures, Eggy! I've just seen something very similar in the Museum of Modern Art in Stockholm.

I might have known that you'd find a song in it!!

... them and the BBC!

That's the best name I've heard so far. Perhaps we should rename all high days and holidays as 'thing-a-ma-jiggy-me-bob retail event'. 'Happy Thing-a-ma-jiggy-me-bob retail event' has a certain something about it that is nearer to reality than Happy Easter or Merry Xmas - and it's so universal. Could be used anywhere.

REALLY? I've said it before and it's worth repeating - 'this site is a veritable mine of information'!

Hope they had the pigeon in red wine sauce!

It was a fair assumption, Vic. You did say that "they were very tasty". Of course, the real culprit could have told you that.

I so hope that's a typo and that you meant to write BRIAN.

People should stop throwing out 'corn'.

Thank you my 'playmate marrow' (you have no idea the pictures that conjures up in my mind)! However, I already own such a fish though his name is Billy. He sings for me whenever i pass "Don't worry, Be happy'. I usually take his advice . Now let Brian have his birthday page back without further disruption! Sorry Brian!

General Melchett would never have allowed Speckled Jim anywhere in the vicinity of Boghouses! He was a noble bird (bit like yours truly).

Happy birthday, Brian. Enjoy the day.

I certainly hope not! His name was Henry!

It was trained to swallow the message in the event of falling into the wrong hands, Vic. You've probably eaten it along with the pigeon!

A couple of days ago I was horrified to see an advert on this site which read (in large letters) "Nice girls, naughty thoughts". What disturbed me most was that my 11 year old grandson had just sat down at the computer about to start his homework. Thinking that I'd close the advert I clicked on the X and was redirected to a message which informed me that I could remove ALL advertising for an annual cost of just five quid. Bargain, I thought and paid immediately. Now, I am not naive and I understand and appreciate that it costs money to run a site like this. I also understand that advertising is necessary to help cover those costs. We can all help keep this site alive and avoid advertising of the type I mention by becoming a support member. So GET YOUR WALLET/PURSE/BANK CARD OUT AND GIVE THE LADS A HAND. As the message informs us - it costs only the price of a Starbucks coffee, a pint at your local or the busfare to church - well, something along those lines. PS you get a pretty orange sticker under your name as well!

BREAKING NEWS .... Carrier pigeon gone missing over Boghouses .... the landlord of the Bishop of Durham public house says pigeon ate a good breakfast of maize and was fine when he left ..... sabotage suspected ........ advises use Wikipedia instead.

Adds a whole new dimension to the word 'wedgie' - a selfy wedgie perhaps?

Translation, for our non-Geordie members (bracketed text for information only): Big mouth and cosy face (I don't understand it either) talking about their buttocks, I suppose it makes a change from talking out of their buttocks.

The air is probably OK but do steer clear of chocolate eggs - especially those without the word Easter. They are the cause of much misery and discontent. On the subject of Easter, I've got a pigeon away to the Bishop of Durham only this morning related to church attendance at Easter services. I anticipate his reply within the next few days.

Happy birthday from me too, Vic. Don't know about you but I'm sick and tired of snow now. I want green grass, crocuses and snow drops! Have a lovely day!

Pleased to hear it. I knew it couldn't have been anything I said!

Thanks Andy. I wasn't implying that there was any intention to mislead people, I just couldn't understand why anybody would need or want two accounts. However, judging by the response, there seem to be many reasons why somebody would want two accounts - none of them decent. Two accounts must be a devil of a job with the logging in process. Can one have the same log-in details for two accounts?