A man is walking down the street one day when he sees an attractive woman standing next to a tree. The woman says to the man, "This is your lucky day. You can either give me a kiss or climb the tree to success." The man thinks for a moment then decides to climb the tree. A little further up he sees another stunning woman. She says, "You can either give me a kiss or climb the tree to success." After pausing to contemplate this offer he decided to carry on climbing until he stumbles upon a naked, clearly aroused, wrinked old man. "Who the hell are you?" he asks. "I'm Cess," the old man replies