An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman and Scotsman are in a Prison camp. One day the head guard comes along and tells them they will be shot, but first they each have one last request. After thinking for a bit the Irishman says, "I want to see 100 Irishmen perform a traditional jig before i die." The Scotsman then says, "I want to hear 100 Scotsmen sing 'Scotland the Brave' before I die." The Welshman says, "I want to hear 100 Welshmen sing 'O the mountains of Wales' before I die." Eventually the Englishman pipes up, "Can I be shot first?"