Mr Darn

My vote is with 'keep doing it!' I love winning stuff. What do I get then?

well, seems to have generated some interest!!( even if it is only you!)

second cryptic pic coming tomorow morning!!!

if anyone else has any, please dont hesitate....

Does anyone have any unfortunate/funny tales of how they've screwed up interviews to make me feel better?

sorry, been offline a few days....

i once applied for a job where i got the usual reply:

Dear Mr Darn,

We are sorry to inform you that your application for imployment has been unsucsessful at this time. however your aplication will be kept on file for fut......etc

i replied:

Dear sir or madam,

I am sorry to inform your company that the rejection of an offer of employment has been rejected at this time.

i would also like to take this opertunity inform you that a follow up interview is expected in the next few weeks where a suitable position will be expected to be offered.

The wage for the expected position will also be negotiable as minimum wage is not acceptable.

Looking forward to your responce,

Regards,

Mr Darn

Amazingly the company rang the next day after the letter was delivered and offered another interview!!!

I diddnt get the job then either!!!!

points for trying tho!!

Netherdale Venue. Home of pissed up teenagers.

well done ms hair!

once known as the Glaxo club, soon to be demolished i hear.... no longer the home of "pissed up teenagers" as they were thrown out so i hear.

what you think moderators? worth a few more photo's or shall i leave it there???

another view to be posted today if no more guesses! (waiting on light!!)

Here it is people...

it has been edited a little, just to make it a little more obscure...

Go back to the cave Neanderthal.

hehe, missdarns right tho, i'm a right househusband...

i had to stay in cleaning while she went out on the pull, erm, drink on saturday... how does that work???

on a difforent note.... no-one else got it yet? or just not interested?

another view to be posted today if no more guesses! (waiting on light!!)

Built by Gla... ??

"methinks threegee's got it!!!"

simple things pleases simple minds darling lol x

When i want your opinion, darling, i'll tell you what it is, now get back in the kitchen where you belong!!

The side of Fancy That? Or whatever the hell it's called now.

LOL, i see where your coming from on that one, but no... not there.

try a little more west....

this place used to be a club of some sorts,(*****) but roumour has it its due to be demolished, and houses to be built there. i know they were doing some land surveys there earlier this year.

what now? do i wait for more guesses or do you want another obscure angle posted??

let me know!!

My what fun this is!!!

Get it sorted technical peoples.

well, since no-one else seems to want to....

WHERE IS THIS PLACE???

Answers on a postcard!!! (or just reply in this thread!)

well, where do i start....

me and miss darn have been seriously thinking of moving in together (yeah yeah, ok, calm down...)

i have a full time job, she has 2 young children, one under 3.

the under 3 goes to Bedlington Bears (thats another £20 commission please!!) from 9-11.30

we went to see her advisor; this was her advice:

1, we should move in together without delay.

2, i should give up my full time job, as i would get more from working families tax credits if i only worked 16 hours a week instead of the 50 hours nightshift i do now.

she went on to tell us about all the free dental care, prescriptions etc i would then be entitled to, as well as the free childcare if Miss Darn was to work 16 hours too.

I for one find it disgusting that i am actually better off claiming benifit than working a 50 hour nightshift week.

i am also disgusted that an official would advise me to do this.

all in all, whoever the person was that 'grassed' us in to the council, has just cost the council more in benifit payments than could ever be accounted for during the 5 nights (well days) i sleep in miss darns bed, while she claims for a single person with 2 children in a 3 bed house...

it sickens me that we now live in a society that does not allow a man to go out and earn the bread and butter for his family, but encourages them to take state handouts to be 'better off'

any views?

well, heres one for you...

how about the moderators/regulars of this site start up a little puzzle game?

what we can do is, take close up views of the sights around bedlington, then give 24 hours for everyone to guess where it is? obviously posting a full size image afterwards.

what do you think? i think it could be fun, and might make a few of the lurkers out there have a few guesses, as well as filling the site with images of bedlington.

maybe even have a 'was/now' section too!

let me know what you think...

I suspect Mrs Darn has made the battery go flat; texting pictures to her army of internet lovers.

Well.. it would be funny if it wasn't so near the truth!

Bedlington Terriers are crap dogs. And that's official.

i saw one yesterday, outside the football ground.... went to get my phone o take a pic, and the phone is gone! (damn you miss darn!!!)

but, in its place, it a creditless pay as you go camera phone!! i quickly navagate to the photo section, opened the application, aimed...... battery died.

just not ment to get a picture i suppose!!!

Until that smelly old bar has to close due to lack of customers.

or because they ban alcohol.... after all, its about the only drug besids caffine that is a stimulant and still legal to take without a prescription!!

ASDA has caused upraw among the educational system, they have upped their 'knives and anything to do with smoking' policy to the 'chalenge 21' status.

now anyone under 21, that does not have I.D to show they are over 18 cannot buy these items!

Schoolchildren in blyth are up in arms!!!

(but still getting their fix at the local 'corner shop')

is their any end to the advertising capabilities of this group? even threegee is in on the act!!!

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one trys too hard and still doesnt get anywhere dont you denzel

Band List for October 2006 in The Market Tavern;

13th Oct- Gintys Taxi- well known music from over the years with a bit of folk music

20th Oct- Corner Boys- very good band that plays a bit of everything

27th Oct- Granny Smiths Maggot- our very own resident irish band(that arent irish)

All bands start at 9pm till approx 11.15(with a break in between of course)

Hope to see a few faces I know start coming in as I have now been promoted to Bar Manager so at the weekends the bars mine..................all mine!!!!!

well done emma, and by the way, i aint really got your mobile number!

I would add quotes if I knew how to.

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Hope this helps you Ms Hair!

In a parallel universe, or at least Switzerland, BarLassofZurich and SwissMissVic get it on.

Giddy up!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!FOUR-TWO!!!!11!!!!

this video has been removed due to a terms of use violation???

Damn, and i wanted to watch it too!!

I hope the spelling on your business plan was a darn sight better to Mr D!

i dont need to be able to spell, thats what long legged, thin brunette secretary's are for!!!

(was gonna say blonde, but realised missdarn still frequents!)

Business plan wasnt mine, but was one i was involved in, and seems to be doing well thankyou!

If you had the opportunity doesnt that mean that you should take care in the future of choosing the correct business to take there??

you silly moo, you think i'm a pimp or something???

the buisness i was refering to was ACTUAL buisness, and not the lady's of the night kind!

like buisness meetings etc.

Bah, Disgusting minds the lot of you!

like anyone would go there with me for any other reason!!!

(yes, i've asked!)

suppose they needed something to impress them didn't they??!!!!

well, my buisness suggestions diddnt go down as well as the curry did, lets just leave it at that!

i've got to say, if a weary traveler, roaming the north east for a decent restarant, asked me where i would recomend, i would point them in the direction of Bedlington Front Street and inform them the curry house to the right of the TSB bank is first class...

Ideal for a Take-Away, and more than ideal as a location for a first date of some discription.

I myself have had a few Buisness meetings there and everyone was impressed on each occasion.

My vote goes to ASHIANNA!!!

A standing ovation awaits.

i propose a standing ovation at the bar of the local pub, any takers?

excellent for a local club to raise money for such a worthy cause, many families are affected by the terrible disease well done ichiban

Yup, i believe ASDA's goal is £5000. be nice if everyone could help them on their way towards it!

saw on lad searching the car park for lost pennies at about 5am the other morning, he came in, proud as punch, declaired he'd found £1.98 worth....

...then promptly went to the wines department and selected a fine bottle of 2006 lambrini.

And i thought he was doing it to help our charity, not his own!!! lol

Oh how such a simple gesture can be mistaken at 5am!

oi you shhhhh! you know when i moved into this house that the bins were here when i viewed it but when i moved in they had been removed, the council want me to buy bins but with what buttons, have you seen the price of the bins to buy???

Well, if that so called boyfriend of yours stopped buying so much alcohol each week maybe he could lend you it! tight ****!

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Hold on a minute.....

DOH!!!

(/me looks for 'delete post' button!)