Mr Darn

Sounds like an interesting afternoon, a couple of pints this evening perhaps. Were clamppers on the menu?

no pints, got to taxi mother to work later on, and as for clampers, i simply mentioned i was parked in the car park (the only one in there!)when we arrived, no trouble at all!!!

Looks like you have got yourself a good slipper ripper.

Have fun.

slippers, toes, fingers, towels, rugs, carpets, ears(little sh!t!), corner units, settee's, in fact, every bliddy thing in the house with exception to the many 'chew' toys we bought her!!!!111!!1! little git!

(i love her really!!)

Anymore gossip up there?

Me and miss Darn went to the Tavern for dinner today, it was blooming marvelous!

i like what they have done with the place,

barlass, suggest an extra item on the menu, "extra veg plate". Perfect sized portions for the majority of the population, but me being 'above avarage' in the weight department, a few more spuds wouldnt go amiss!!

I got sod all.

Miss Darn had her choice, a pc, a holiday or a puppy, she chose this:

Mr Darn,

I was told, years ago now, the that line was just an old freight line going down to the power station?

Mr Darn,

I was told, years ago now, the that line was just an old freight line going down to the power station?

you were told this twice???

(arf arf!)

The Hoover is working fine now!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!IWUVYOU!!!!

Muuuuuharharharrrrrrr, i like it!!!

Joe,

I presume you are talking about the Metro extension which had been promised years ago. In the end it couldn't be financed but it is now back on the cards. One good point is that the original scheme would not have stopped at Bedlington Station only Ashington, it has to go through the Station on it's way??????????, but now a stop in Bedlington Station is included in the proposal. Somebody must have listened!

i hear a 'park and ride' is proposed at 'the swan' between bedlington and choppington too. anyone heared anything?

Alas, I have neither charm nor a new ring!

i knew she was wrong! silly mare!

ooh! are you? have you heard french indie-disco-pop being played at full pelt over the last 24 hours? i don't want to disclose my location for fear of net perverts and the like, but give me a clue about where we may both live!

Had a word with Miss darn, and she seems to think your the rather charming young lady with a new ring on her finger, if not, then its not you!!!!

(ps, if you do live next door, Congratulations, i hear he's quite a catch!)

god u all have such vivid imaginations dont you

yup!

We haven't been back to Bedlington for a few years, where is this shop located?

Vic

Maxi-freeze is located in the building to the right of where the old top club used to be, the one that burned down 50-60 years ago. Was a Netto before it moved down the bank (to where the newer top club was situated before it was demolished due to subsidence!) and i believe was once laws stores...

the old gas shop is located father east, down the front street, past the 'nail' (market place monument) on the same side of the road as the northumberland arms, opposite st cuthberts church.

why does ashington and newbiggin get al the best stuff and we get nowt but some tatty seats n bins bedlington alway gets left out!!!

De-Ja vou?? sure this is mentioned elswhere on the forum

Just heard the sad news that Jimmy White passed last week of a heartattack. He was a good family friend.

RIP Whitey

Had heared the news myself. is it true the grandaughter raised the alarm?

My heart goes out to her if she did, poor little blighter!

tell u what we'll start off a copper jar...

a swear jar would surely be more profitable...and would take less to convince sarah!

I never leave a mess actually

in that order...

Hope the 'snow' is not causing too much inconvenience to you all

snow? what snow?

i love the snow me, it brings out my boyish side, where i like to play in my car in the car parks of bedlington.

unfortunately, now i drive a people carrier, this is no longer as much fun as it used to be... oh well, time to grow up i suppose...

(que a dig at the M T carpark...)

now where did you get that idea from mr darn????

erm..... denzel??

Why is it that that a signature is used to promote the site already in use?

its called humour swalnalla. i did it for a laugh.

Emma Looks icy cool

Emma TASTES icy cool..... erm, so i'm told

My nephew made £40 this morning charging £4 a car to start them up and de-ice them.

Lovely and toastie for when your cuppas finished, and the little git is on more a day than i am!

i believe a few more people are enlisting his service tomorrow morning, just the de-ice of windows, and he's recruiting his friends to give him a hand!

what an entrepreneur...

Drinking in the Market Tavern, wetting the bed, eating breakfast at McDonalds.

That's livin', alright!

it sure is!!!

It sure is

You read my mind my good man!

Julie has since revealed her dasterdly plan, and alas, i am a laughing stock around the family dinner table. Bi$%h!

Hello all, is Bedlington getting any busier on a saturday night as we are planning a night out up there in the near future?

Is it easy to get a taxi on the street?

What time to places throw you out these days?

Ta

bedlington is quiet compared to what i was used to 10 years ago, but is still busy in the right bars (depending on your taste)(que barlass)

there are about 500 taxi companys round here now, so if you cant get one on the street, ask the barstaff, they all seem to have their little cliques.

throwing out time? lol

i cant remember ever being thrown out of a bar coz its closing, but then again, i am a bit of a beer pig, i think most are about 12 now tho, with the red lion open later i believe.

Yes, but washed them immediately with hot, soapy water.

Better than what i did after my Saturday night out in the market tavern.

After a few swift pints of warm pi.... Lager, i had a few vodka's with red bull, then effortlessly went on to down a few black velvets, 2 made with Magners cider and another 4 that i know of made with champers...... things got hazy then...

For some reason a small wet patch was evident on the bed linen when i awoke rather groggily the next morning... And miss darn insists it wasn't her...

although i did take a glass of water to bed with me, and could have spilled that in my dreadfull state, the covers went into the washer regardless, just for fear!!!

Plenty of soap later, again just to be sure, me and miss darn were all clean and ready for our usual Sunday morning trip to McDonald's for the usual sausage and egg ensemble and plenty of black coffee....Lovely!

Rings a bell like.

bedlington Naked teddies???