Mr Darn

Speaking of children, would you happen to know of any good childcare facilities around here?

i hear there is a good one at the first school....

You don't need a solicitor.

Get yourself across here, for a simple guide to reclaiming your money from the chiselling spivs at Barclays, HSBC et al.

i've heared of a few people who have taken this route, only to be threatened with account closure.

the solicitor i contacted will take on my case, do all the digging and letter writing, and all on a no win no fee basis. if he wins, he takes either 20% of the amount awarded or £200, whichever is the greater.

sounds good to me!

found this on another forum, just wanted to share:

Can you resist it?

DISCLAIMER: i have been to this site, but i do not own it. as far as i know, no viruses of any nature are contained within this link, or the site it directs you too. i have clicked this link and suffered no ill effects that i, or my computer have detected. i do not hold any responsibility for this site, and you enter at your own risk. the site linked to is suitable for any age, and does not contain any sexual references or content to my knowledge.

OK I surender, Whats happening in Bedlington latley?

dunno about just bedlington, but has anyone else seen all the adverts about getting bank charges back for the last 6 years? i was a skeptic at first, but now the solicitors are advertising 'no win no fee'.

Me myself have been charged into the thousands over the last 6 years, so no-win no fee sounds good to me!

might even start a new thread on this topic!

Snidey doesn't appear in any dictionary I use, who you mate with doesn't concern me either, that's your business.

I'm sure your comments these last few months are meant to be taken in a joke sort of way, but if they had been directed at me, i would have taken offense by now.

i have no idea what your relationship with denzel etc. is really like, as i was not a member of the previous board.

I do hope all this 'banter' is in a friendly sense, otherwise i am quite appalled!

are you all friends?

What, you mean you still havent sold it? Get a www.bedlington.co.uk sticker on it and it sell by the end of the week.

thats a good idea, whoever thought of that must be just the best!!

dont know what your talking about!!!

Me Either!

This sounds canny mind. Is alcohol allowed?

yes!

so long as 2 members of the party stay sober, the rest can get as merry as they can onshore

Mr Darn,

There seems to be nothing wrong with your rationale about promoting this site and the businesses in the town but when this site was first opened all local busiesess were given FREE space and only a very few had the forsight to take the offer up.

It should also have been the first town in the country to have it's web address underneath all road direction signs but WDC/NCC would not allow that for some reason even though other towns adopted the idea!

typical

you think maybe the admins of this site overlooked my rather serious suggestion?

Just as well it was'ent called the Postmans Arms.

Speaking of Postmen, what does the postman get every day at work?

letters and parcels to deliver???

was on about the cat, mr darn said that the cat had a mouse the other nite??

it wouls seem this mouse never materialised. maybe a figment of miss darns imagination created to get mr darn back in the house???

Same thing every time i go out....nag nag nag!

we may as well be married!

i seen the rock i want and there is no way can he afford it lol

saves me asking the question i suppose. perhaps i should start looking elswhere for my soulmate eh?

do they sell beer at the gym?

What a marvelous name for a pub!

just imaging:

"dearest, i'm just popping down the Gym for a quick session. dont wait up!"

reminds me of a pub called 'the post office' i once went to whilst working away. either in Edinburgh Hull or Lincoln, i cant remember which. a wetherspoons if i'm not mistaken!

What's this? Marital discord in the family Darn!

Tsk,tsk.

Joe

Marital?

nope, the only way miss darn will be engaged this year is if she uses public toilets, and i wont mention my version of putting a ring on her finger!

as for discord, yup!

this boy should have been called damien!!, and the fami.....

Apparently i am a bit slow, and may have caused offense to a baldy man named Damien who uses this board.

if this is the case, let me take this opportunity to appologise, and assure no pun, offense or reference to the above described user was meant or intended.

the damien referred to was the one with the horns from underground!

mr darn u need to save your money for that sense of humour transplant

miss darn, you need to get stuffed!

(edited!)

The lad that wrote it killed himself.

he diddnt did he?

indeed he is and if he thinks i am gonna be driving round in something like that we are trading our car in for a pink car with playboy stickers plastered all over

when (and if) you ever PASS your driving test, i'll gladly buy you a pink car with playboy stickers all over it.

i hear a good one in mustard yellow is for sale by the trotter family...

...anyone know a good spraypainter??

Something like tis may be nice (lol)

I agree with what you have said Mr Darn as I still have relitives in Bedlington who were not aware of the Bedlington web site. People do look at car stickers and it would be a good way of advertising the site and as you say could bring in more sponsership money from local business advertising.

Come on Threegee lets hear your point of view.

who-hoo, a responce!!!

watch this space for a few ideas...

Hi all,

My father is a retired fishing enthusiast, and owns his own 31ft sea fishing pleasure boat.

unfortunately, my interest in sea fishing stops at the end of the pier, as i am violently seasick. the sea has to be like a millpond for me to go out.

this leaves my good dad in a predicament.

Basically, i'm looking for a few trustworthy people, who have an (outside) interest in sea fishing, to get in touch.

All i'm wanting is a few future good friends for my dad to take fishing, so he gets the chance to go out too. (due to common sence, he cannot go out alone),

we will supply rods, reels, line, life jacket, basic boat and radio handling training(in case of emergency) and a few hours fishing for the right 'applicants'(obviously just for free rental, not to keep!). all you need is something to lure them with, and £200 burial money.

Although the burial money was a joke, we have limited lures and sinkers, and we can supply them the first few times, but obviously this venture cant cost us any extra money, so we would prefer you supply your own.

For more information, please private message me, including a phone number and any other details you think i might need.

(the boat is moored at north Blyth, is 31ft with high sides and a wheelhouse for bad weather.(picture available) we have fish finders, GPS and ship to shore radio, as well as several life jackets. we also have basic cooking facilities, so a hot meal (lol) is available to budding chefs. get in touch, even if its just for a look!)

or, if you cant work out the message system, just leave a note on this thread and I'll contact you.

please remember, this is not a commercial fishing boat, its a pleasure fishing boat. No guarantees are made about fish catches, fishing times or locations, and unforeseeable events cancel trips all the time.

We do not fish in 'stupid' weather, but sometimes we can go as far as 20 miles + off, so make sure we know before you come aboard if you don't want to go that far out.

trips can last between 5 and 24 hours, but approximate times (to the hour) are given before each trip.(as we have to tell the harbour master what time we are expected back)

As a few of us have noticed recently, the board is becoming very quiet, and i think this is due to the fact not many people realize its back! (or that it was here in the first place!)

Are the founders of Bedlington.co.uk planning on releasing advertising?

i for one would love to sport a funky www.bedlington.co.uk sticker on the back of my car.

Why not use this thread as a measure of demand, just to see if it is worth a look into!

If not, would you (the founders) have a problem with anyone advertising the site in this way? (non profit of course!)

obviously, to begin with it would have to be a 'cash up front' venture, as i'm sure no-one would foot the bill for the outlay, but I'm sure in a few months, car stickers and stickers in the windows of local buisnesses will start popping up everywhere.

and, the more popular the site gets, the more interest businesses will take in advertisement on the site, who will receive more trade, which will attract more businesses to the town, who will advertise, getting the benifit of this increased trade, which will....

Am i waffling again?

imagine if this one post fueled the economic revolution of bedlington!

Was he a little baldy kid who was texting lasses all through the meal?

no