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Hamburger Pimp

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  1. A terrible story. Best wishes to the young girl and her family. However, this does sound rather like a Lou Reed lyric, no?
  2. They haven't, actually. They gained eight council seats but lost eight that they previously held.
  3. Good to see the BNP's only candidate in Bedlington getting their !*!@# handed to them, finishing plumb last with 88 votes.
  4. Q. What sings songs and lives in a basement in Austria? A. The Von Trapped Family.
  5. Same limb, slightly less far out. West Ham 0 Newcastle 2
  6. Happy birthday and that, Joe.
  7. Check out the big brain on Cympil! Not a sentence I thought I'd ever type.
  8. Newcastle 3 Sunderland 1
  9. http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.asp No offence, but you couldn't save this type of trite, cut and paste crapola for Facebook or the Rubbish Jokes thread, could you?
  10. Geordie Girls Sexiest in Britain - Official Well done to the ladies.
  11. http://www.facebook.com/
  12. Tish and pish, Pete. This new gloomy outlook of yours is most unseemly. Keggy's Killers to open an extra-large tin of whup-ass on Coppell's motley bunch of cloggers. 4-0 to the Toon.
  13. I remember Steve Guttenberg crashing his hang-glider in Sheepwash, but your Dan Aykroyd story is ringing no bells, MissVic.
  14. I think I may be in love with the woman from The Dun Cow.
  15. Best bit of so-called "terrace wit" I heard was one cold night at Croft Park. Blyth Spartans were giving Consett an awful beating and the Blyth Ultras, chaps you wouldn't expect to be familiar with the musical "Evita", started singing "Don't cry for me Consett keeper!"
  16. Bit harsh that, Neil. I enjoy Pete's postings.
  17. That video "horny milf doing it in the bar" certainly got this silver surfer hot under the collar. Dun Cow? Dirty Cow more like!!!!!!111!!!!!!GIDDYUP!!!!!!
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