http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.asp No offence, but you couldn't save this type of trite, cut and paste crapola for Facebook or the Rubbish Jokes thread, could you?
Tish and pish, Pete. This new gloomy outlook of yours is most unseemly. Keggy's Killers to open an extra-large tin of whup-ass on Coppell's motley bunch of cloggers. 4-0 to the Toon.
Best bit of so-called "terrace wit" I heard was one cold night at Croft Park. Blyth Spartans were giving Consett an awful beating and the Blyth Ultras, chaps you wouldn't expect to be familiar with the musical "Evita", started singing "Don't cry for me Consett keeper!"
That video "horny milf doing it in the bar" certainly got this silver surfer hot under the collar. Dun Cow? Dirty Cow more like!!!!!!111!!!!!!GIDDYUP!!!!!!