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I can confirm that there are two, count 'em two, diddy bats still in situ. Additionally, the pool table has been re-covered with a top quality baize and now runs as straight and true as the most exacting cuesman could desire. Hooray for The North!

Also had problems accessing various internet sites today. Re your 7" problem, use Hammersnipe

Use Audacity. Audacity.

One "dedicated" Cardiff City supporter has taken it upon himself to recreate every stage of his team's progress to Wembley using the medium of animated Lego figures in a Subutteo arena. Genius.

Brighton?

The verdict on Sunday's final fixture: Another blank day for Keggy's troops as a Newcastle side short of Barton and Viduka lose 2-0 to Everton.

A terrible story. Best wishes to the young girl and her family. However, this does sound rather like a Lou Reed lyric, no?

They haven't, actually. They gained eight council seats but lost eight that they previously held.

Good to see the BNP's only candidate in Bedlington getting their !*!@# handed to them, finishing plumb last with 88 votes.

Q. What sings songs and lives in a basement in Austria? A. The Von Trapped Family.

Same limb, slightly less far out. West Ham 0 Newcastle 2

Happy birthday and that, Joe.

Check out the big brain on Cympil! Not a sentence I thought I'd ever type.

Pre-Match Tension. Sorry.

Newcastle 3 Sunderland 1

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/liferule.asp No offence, but you couldn't save this type of trite, cut and paste crapola for Facebook or the Rubbish Jokes thread, could you?

Geordie Girls Sexiest in Britain - Official Well done to the ladies.

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A shoutbox?

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Tinky-Winky.

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Ahoyhoy, Big Tessi. Welcome aboard and that.

Tish and pish, Pete. This new gloomy outlook of yours is most unseemly. Keggy's Killers to open an extra-large tin of whup-ass on Coppell's motley bunch of cloggers. 4-0 to the Toon.