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  1. Spurs 2 Newcastle 3 Match of the season.
  2. Now, I'll admit that the following short film presentation isn't, strictly speaking, a joke. However, it is amusing, so please allow me a little slack.
  3. Yeah, right. Course it was the dog did it.
  4. I'll have no truck with Pete's pessimism. Five, that's right five, nil to Newcastle. Five nil.
  5. Jumper anyone? You might only get a tank-top from a Bedlington terrier, mind.
  6. Derby is in the North East now?
  7. I'm going to have to disagree with you here, Pete. Firstly, I don't think the Town will score -2 goals. Secondly, I have a feeling in my bones that they are going to WIN. There, I've said it. I'm off for a lie down in a darkened room.
  8. Proof positive that this is the site that gets things done. New cues at the north, hot and cold running blue chalk and the pocket has been fixed. The board still has a slope and the cloth is still threadbare but let us not quibble, this is a RESULT for the forces of decency in our town. Hats off to all concerned.
  9. Just two days to go. Let the blippin and a-bloppin' electro mayhem commence!
  10. Are you denying that global warning is happening or merely stating that the efforts being made to try to reverse it are futile? We've already had a major effect on the Earth's climate. Is it so crazy to attempt to put things right? The government are spending an absolute fortune on cleaning hospital wards. As for the drug situation, I didn't realise we had a solution to this, if only the politicians would spend the money. What are they like, eh?
  11. Come on Al Gore, never mind that environment tommyrot, when is Bedlington getting a youth club, eh? Eh?
  12. A spot of reverse psychology, eh? You're a crafty old dog, Pete. 2-1 to the Toon.
  13. Q. What is the real reason behind the divorce of Paul McCartney and Heather Mills? A. He was lack-toes intolerant!!!!LOLZ!!!11!!!!!!!ONLY1LEGSEE?!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!
  14. It's a bliddy dis-grace. The inside of one of the pockets has gone, the board has a gradient of about 1:5, there is only one cue, which has a yarking big chunk missing from the shaft, there's never any chalk and the cloth on the table is shabbier than a Harry Ramp's overcoat. Sort it out, Tony Blairs.
  15. That is a very impressive erection, Brian.
  16. Sorry to hear of your loss, Joe. All the best.
  17. The Swan, at the end of the Barrington Road, is closer.
  18. Pete's started early, I see. Three-nil to Sir Fergie's boys I fear.
  19. http://www.fun-with-words.com/word_gry_angry_hungry.html
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