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Hamburger Pimp

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  1. Keep your hair on. It was merely an "Uncle Alfred/Uncle Albert out of Only Fools and Horses wilful confusion" joke funny. With hilarious results.
  2. "During the war..."
  3. If you discount the fact that he was a Tory. And the fact that he actually made a pretty poor peacetime Prime Minister.
  4. Why bother with videos? It's easy enough to bung them on Youtube and link to them.
  5. Not at all, I'm as irreligious as you are. It's a good story, though.
  6. You'll have to buy it to find out.
  7. Mrs Brady, Old Lady, refers to an acquaintance of hers as "Lady Muck" on account of her wartime propensity for indulging in sordid practices with the butcher in exchange for double meat coupons. My doppelganger, Mr Logic, also appears in the current issue. Fascinating.
  8. Lady Muck turns up on page 8.
  9. Page 4 of the new Viz!
  10. Ignoring the hilarious racist, a list of the candidates for each ward is available here
  11. John Major, James Callaghan and Winston Churchill all took on the post of PM without first being elected.
  12. The adventures of old Lot make for an interesting read.
  13. Enjoy your holiday, Brian. Morpeth is a better night out, mind.
  14. Planet Earth. Show me where it says this thing has to "represent Bedlington".
  15. I vote for a small, three-dimensional representation of the molecular structure of Methylbenzene. I reckon that would be skill.
  16. I believe he regularly rocks the mic at Bedlington's premier music venue The Market Tavern, where I'm told the Guinness is good and the barmaids always have a warm welcome for the thirsty punter.
  17. The breathtaking grandeur of Hot Millyuns.
  18. Giddy up!
  19. You may need to watch the replay
  20. I take the Toon to edge a thrilling goal-fest. 4-3 or 3-2, I reckon.
  21. Given that you possess such an incisive, well-informed grasp of the Middle East situation, I think that you're really studying Politics and International Affairs at university and the whole "degree in web design" story was a little fun at our expense. Are you David Dimbleby in disguise?
  22. Is William going as well? My view is that we should give the Windsors what the Russians gave the Romanovs.
  23. If Chris Rea had, for reasons best known to himself, gone on "Stars in Your Eyes" as a Chris de Burgh impersonator.
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