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Hamburger Pimp

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  1. Whoever you asked, they would tell you the way to Village B, which is what you want. It's not rocket science.
  2. I prefer salt and vinegar on my chips.
  3. Eeeh, them Timelords, eh?
  4. I'll tell you who I like on Japanese telly: Dandy Sakano. "Gets gets gets!" and all that. Marvellous.
  5. Geremi is a class act, should slot in at right back no bother. Barton is an excellent midfielder, better than Scott Parker. If Sam can get him to behave himself he could be a future captain. Viduka is good on his day. A fat, lazy, dirty knacker when he can't be bothered. Hopefully playing in front of a packed stadium will have a motivational effect on him. Don't know much about the Czech fellow. They still need a left-back though.
  6. His gender? That would be male.
  7. I'm delighted that the Monsta is giving us his informed views vis a vis association football. I love owt like that.
  8. Let us not forget that the smoking ban (some say "No smoking ban") was introduced to protect non-smoking employees from the cancerous effects of passive smoking. While it may be a massive shame that smokers have to move five yards to go and stand outside in the company of their fellow addicts, let us not go confusing their plight with that of the starvin' marvins in Africa, or our brave boys getting blown up for no particular cause in Iraq.
  9. Oh, yes indeed. I will be there with my hair in a braid.
  10. I love a good laugh.
  11. Whereas your contributions are delightfully pithy and bring a warm glow to all who read them.
  12. Check out Bobby Brewery and his licensed victualler shop talk!
  13. By the way, give it up for the snappy thread title. You don't work for the News Post Leader, by any chance?
  14. Long-haired weirdos still listening to heavy metal? Young herberts wearing black nail polish? Not on my watch, soldier. Back in the fifties we used to shoot people like that. And they'd thank you for it. I blame fluoride in the water. I'll bid you a good day.
  15. "Right, stop now! This is getting too silly!"
  16. The versatile Geremi signs from Chelsea for £0. You got to like them numbers. At this rate they'll be able to just release Luque into the wild.
  17. Was Harold Shipman an Asian? Also, since this topic is now discussing Guidepost, will it get moved to the "on-topic" board?
  18. What has a hazelnut in every bite?
  19. "Won't somebody think of the children?"
  20. ...dad's found ya scootah!
  21. Is it just mild swearing that gets edited? Pig-ignorant racism is ok, is it?
  22. Nice.
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