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Feed the Goat, Don't feed the troll.

That's twice you've cut and pasted that now. Thanks for that. Doesn't mean that the article isn't a load of old !*!@# though.

That'll be the "Why is this place so dull?" question answered then.

I bet multi-millionaire footballer Michael Owen will be heartbroken when he learns what an ignorant racist halfwit on a pit yakker town messageboard thinks of him. (He does read this board you know, although he reckons it isn't as good since Denzel stopped posting)

Well done for avoiding the possible confusion that could have arisen among the veteran folk-punks' numerous fans on here. Wasn't Blyth Power a steam train originally, though?

Very reminiscent of the Bloomsbury Set.

Not just you.

At this juncture, a lesser man* would simply say "Good!". Not me though, I wish you all the best with your ailing computer. *Pencil Neck.

MC Rocking is the best, he's skill. DJ Nemesis I can take or leave.

I like Myleene Klass. I think she's alright.

If it wasn't for people like my Grandad we'd all be speaking German. He wasn't a soldier, he taught German at the local high school and he was really, really rubbish.

http://www.freshwansbeck.com/ They seem to have similar complaints as many on this forum, albeit with a slight Ashington bias. Lack of facilities, things for the kids to and a surfeit of dog poo figure highly on both agendas.

2-0 to the Toon. Owen and Shola to notch.

Returning to the res for just a moment, all the results are here.

Keep your hair on. It was merely an "Uncle Alfred/Uncle Albert out of Only Fools and Horses wilful confusion" joke funny. With hilarious results.

"During the war..."

If you discount the fact that he was a Tory. And the fact that he actually made a pretty poor peacetime Prime Minister.

Why bother with videos? It's easy enough to bung them on Youtube and link to them.

Not at all, I'm as irreligious as you are. It's a good story, though.

You'll have to buy it to find out.

Mrs Brady, Old Lady, refers to an acquaintance of hers as "Lady Muck" on account of her wartime propensity for indulging in sordid practices with the butcher in exchange for double meat coupons. My doppelganger, Mr Logic, also appears in the current issue. Fascinating.

Lady Muck turns up on page 8.

Page 4 of the new Viz!

Ignoring the hilarious racist, a list of the candidates for each ward is available here

John Major, James Callaghan and Winston Churchill all took on the post of PM without first being elected.