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Giddy up!

Pencil Neck, there. Even with a bellyful of wifebeater, still incapable of bringing an original thought to the table. Put your lass on, we'll get some sense from her.

It's true. Missvic has already deleted most of your posts from next week.

The world has moved on and a return to some perceived golden age of small town retail isn't going to happen. The greater choice available in Newcastle, the convenience of large supermarkets and the advent of online shopping has curtailed the role of the local shopkeeper. More pubs, more off licences and more scranneries will probably be the future of the front street.

Anywhere else, somebody repeatedly and provocatively posting racist Tom Rot would have been banned by now.

I know the answer, it's easy. One of them is a man! Here we are again, eh? I'm here all week, why not try the veal... The other one's a scarecrow!!!!LOL!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!CUPOTEAANDASLICEOCAKE!!!!!!11!!!!!

A collection of screeching, attention-seeking bimbos and a couple of weird, scraggy older types. wait for it... We all know what's coming, don't we? But that's enough about this forum, let's talk about "Big Brother"!!!!LOL!!!!!111!!!ITSGOODNIGHTFROMME!!!!!!!!!11!!!!

Here's Paul and the gang doing Enjoy.

Isn't there a "halfwits only" board that you all joined? Why not take it there instead of stinking this place out and ruffling Missvic's savoir faire?

At least I wrote mine.

That advertising campaign worked, then. Denzel and CK, having it large at the shows.

Six is do-able. Dress to impress.

The car park behind Somerfield/Presto/Sainsbury/Whatever. Opposite the Monkey.

1. Steven "Stevie G" Gerrards. Instead of making your mouth go about someone who was running around with a World Cup winners medal while you were talking to your ghostwriter, concentrate on not kicking the ball like an iddy-biddy girl when you get the chance of a shot on goal. 2. "Bolo" Zenden and Harry Kewell. What a pair of useless knackers. 3. Dirk Kuyt. Get in the bliddy box, man. You're there to score goals, not stumping around closing down full-backs and running yourself into the ground in the first twenty minutes. 4. Javier Mascherano. Not looking too bad for a player that couldn't get a game for the West Hams. 5. Pennant, Carragher, Alonso, Finnan, Agger. Unlucky, chaps. 6. "Pippo" Inzaghi. Git-faced, diving, flukey get. Gets in the right positions to score goals, though. Take note, Kuyt, D. 7. Benitez. Play another striker, you Mr Potato-heeded fool. 8. Bellamy. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!THEMAPPLES,EH?!!11!!!!! Forza Milan!

He doesn't read them, just copies and pastes them on here, having first checked with Mrs Neck that the article is broadly disparaging of Newcastle United.

Speak for yourself, Peter Stringfellows.

It's actually spelt "Evian". Hope this helps.

I fear you have Club/Penguin confusion, my friend.

That's me bounding onstage in the sailing hat, epaulettes akimbo. I was the quite the looker thirty summers ago, what?

Do you not have any news, Denzel?

Apparently, as well as the street name thing, they're still building, then burning down, love.

Big Brother actually asked you to close your curtains, didn't he?

Illegal immigrants are routinely fingerprinted and DNA samples taken when they are taken into custody. As for the ones that are never arrested, well none of the proposed measures would apply to them in any case. The point about the expensive, inefficient ID card system is that it wouldn't work. The London Underground bombers had valid ID, they just had no previous criminal history. Terrorists from abroad wouldn't need British ID documents. The system would impinge on the freedom of law-abiding citizens while serving no practical purpose.