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  1. Hamburger Pimp
    Should you worry if an IT specialist sends you an animated computer image? Yes, always beware geeks bearing gifs!!!!LOL!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!JPG!!!!!!!11!!!!
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    What is Terry Wogan's favourite rugby team? Wigan!!!LOL!!!11!!!!IEWIG-ON!!!!!!11!!!!!
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    What did the Frenchman say to register his dismay at the price of bottled water? Eau dear!!!!!LOL!!!1!!!!111!!!!!!H2O!!!!!!!!1!!!!
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    What do you call a gay penguin? A puffin!!!!LOL!!!11!!!!!!!IMFREE!!!!!1!!!!!!!
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    What did the Yorkshireman, who enjoyed chewing, buy from the online auction site? e-Bay gum!!!!LOL!!!11!!!!!!BUYITNOW!!!!!11!!!!!!!
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    It was always a foolish idea that Harry should serve in Iraq. You can't play tennis with all that bombing going on!!!!LOL!!!11!!!!!!!LOVEFORTY!!!!!!11!!
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    What do you call a woman who works in a power station? Millie Watts!!!!LOL!!!!11!!!3MILEISLAND!!!1!!!!!!!!!
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    The other week I took a woman to a restaurant for a date. It was alright, but it wasn't very filling!!!!LOL!!!!!!!11!!IEITWASTHEFRUITCALLEDADATE!!!!!11!!!!!
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    Why was the dentist unhappy? Because he was looking down in the mouth!!!!!LOL!!!!11!!!!!!TOOTHHURTY!!!!1!!!!
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    It's good to see that Greggs take their position as purveyors of low-quality pastries seriously, rightly taking the moral high ground and refusing service to infamous ne'er-do-wells who have paid off their debt to society. (l, rubber-faced comedian Jimmy Carr r, henchwoman to a monster Maxine Carr) You never see these two together, do you?
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    Really? How do you manage your finances without one?
  12. Hamburger Pimp
    Feed the Goat, Don't feed the troll.
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    That's twice you've cut and pasted that now. Thanks for that. Doesn't mean that the article isn't a load of old !*!@# though.
  14. Hamburger Pimp
    That'll be the "Why is this place so dull?" question answered then.
  15. Hamburger Pimp
    I bet multi-millionaire footballer Michael Owen will be heartbroken when he learns what an ignorant racist halfwit on a pit yakker town messageboard thinks of him. (He does read this board you know, although he reckons it isn't as good since Denzel stopped posting)
  16. Hamburger Pimp
    Well done for avoiding the possible confusion that could have arisen among the veteran folk-punks' numerous fans on here. Wasn't Blyth Power a steam train originally, though?
  17. Hamburger Pimp
    Very reminiscent of the Bloomsbury Set.
  18. Hamburger Pimp
    Not just you.
  19. Hamburger Pimp
    At this juncture, a lesser man* would simply say "Good!". Not me though, I wish you all the best with your ailing computer. *Pencil Neck.
  20. Hamburger Pimp
    MC Rocking is the best, he's skill. DJ Nemesis I can take or leave.
  21. Hamburger Pimp
    I like Myleene Klass. I think she's alright.
  22. Hamburger Pimp
    If it wasn't for people like my Grandad we'd all be speaking German. He wasn't a soldier, he taught German at the local high school and he was really, really rubbish.
  23. Hamburger Pimp
    http://www.freshwansbeck.com/ They seem to have similar complaints as many on this forum, albeit with a slight Ashington bias. Lack of facilities, things for the kids to and a surfeit of dog poo figure highly on both agendas.
  24. Hamburger Pimp
    2-0 to the Toon. Owen and Shola to notch.
  25. Hamburger Pimp
    Returning to the res for just a moment, all the results are here.
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