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Whereas your contributions are delightfully pithy and bring a warm glow to all who read them.

Welcome aboard, Charlie. I don't suppose you're into surfing, are you?

Check out Bobby Brewery and his licensed victualler shop talk!

By the way, give it up for the snappy thread title. You don't work for the News Post Leader, by any chance?

Long-haired weirdos still listening to heavy metal? Young herberts wearing black nail polish? Not on my watch, soldier. Back in the fifties we used to shoot people like that. And they'd thank you for it. I blame fluoride in the water. I'll bid you a good day.

"Right, stop now! This is getting too silly!"

The versatile Geremi signs from Chelsea for £0. You got to like them numbers. At this rate they'll be able to just release Luque into the wild.

Was Harold Shipman an Asian? Also, since this topic is now discussing Guidepost, will it get moved to the "on-topic" board?

What has a hazelnut in every bite?

"Won't somebody think of the children?"

...dad's found ya scootah!

Is it just mild swearing that gets edited? Pig-ignorant racism is ok, is it?

Nice.

Not exactly William G Stewarts, are you?

The Wetherspoon's in Ashington does pints of lager for £1.29 on a Monday. You've got to like those numbers. Keep your swimming pools and your computer game shops, get Bedlington a cut-price alehouse and get it now! That's what I pay my tax dollars for.

IFCIT!

There goes that anonymity then.

I expect it was just a phase you were going through.

You on the pipe, fool? I'm the grandmaster of the green baize. I got the skillz to pay the bills. When I get amongst the pool balls I'm doing more damage than Ray Winstone in "Scum". To boil it down and put it in the shell of a nut, I got game.

Hello Mongo, like the pink text, it suits you.

G-g-g....gi-gi-gi....gid... *Resists temptation, walks away*

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Hello, Sarah. Welcome aboard.