Hamburger Pimp

Not exactly William G Stewarts, are you?

The Wetherspoon's in Ashington does pints of lager for £1.29 on a Monday. You've got to like those numbers. Keep your swimming pools and your computer game shops, get Bedlington a cut-price alehouse and get it now! That's what I pay my tax dollars for.

IFCIT!

There goes that anonymity then.

I expect it was just a phase you were going through.

You on the pipe, fool? I'm the grandmaster of the green baize. I got the skillz to pay the bills. When I get amongst the pool balls I'm doing more damage than Ray Winstone in "Scum". To boil it down and put it in the shell of a nut, I got game.

Hello Mongo, like the pink text, it suits you.

G-g-g....gi-gi-gi....gid... *Resists temptation, walks away*

From here:

It's Funny 'Cos It's True!

Hello, Sarah. Welcome aboard.

It's going to be a Wetherspoons, isn't it?

Was I having acid flashbacks today or does the Market Tavern now have a full set of glass windows?

This hasn't happened in Ireland or Scotland. You can go outside and smoke if the "stress" gets too much for you. Not true. you could always have a wash before you go out!

The landlord/landlady of your licensed premises of choice is legally responsible for stopping people smoking on their premises. They will be liable to a greater fine than the person smoking. In practice, this will mean you'll be chucked out by the management for smoking indoors.

I am looking forward eagerly to the day that dirty stinking smokers have to go and practice their anti-social habit outside the pub.

a) 2005 They were getting renovated Am I right?

Switching back to the matter in hand, there is a pack of Beaver scouts based in Wideopen, near Newcastle. The name of this pack? Warm lately, no? Lots of rain though... How 'bout that Mike Ashley fellow? Pots o' money... Anyhow, the name of this pack: The Beaver Scout Association of Wideopen!!!!!LOL!!!!!BITOBLUE!!!!!11!!!!!!!

Mr Darn, or can I call you Darny? It's not you, it's me. I still really, really like you, but I'm not sure I'm ready to commit to just one messageboard at this point in my life. We're both still young and I feel I need to post on other boards and I don't feel it's right to mess you around. You deserve better than that. I hope we can still be friends and I promise to keep in touch. You're a special person and I want you to know I've enjoyed the posting and moderating we've shared in these last few months. Forever yours CK

Swalnalla's really interested in Pete's bum, yes?

Selected Glastonbury highlights here

You don't work at Pixar Studios by any chance, Malcolm?

I'm surprised the angry mob on here haven't been all over this story like white on rice: Britain's Got Previous

Stay strong, Joe (and Mrs Rooney). All the best.

I hear the Guinness is good in the Market Tavern. Of course, while you are in there your car will be clamped and Wansbeck District Council will steal all your money and give it to people in Ashington. As you pass all the boarded-up shops on the way home you will reflect on what a great nation we have and how we should preserve it from "illegals" who will murder us in our beds and steal our place in the dole queue. Having resolved to vote for the nice BNP candidate in the next election you will stride on, whistling a happy tune. Whereupon you will be mown down by MissVic driving on the wrong side of the road. And you won't even be allowed to swear in the ambulance!