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    I wonder what sort of timetable we're looking at for this tantalising, exotic fare. I imagine that arranging tea and coffee-making facilities, sourcing bread and beef etc must be a logistical nightmare that would make the recent Beijing Olympics look like a walk in the park in comparison.
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    Two bad teams. It's dropping points against rubbish like this that will get Newcastle relegated. cf. Stoke, Wigan, Man City, Hull. Disappointing.
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    Not for nothing, but could you two take this !*!@# to MSN or Facebook or something? Thx.
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    Yeah, 'cos I always make my choice of boozer based on what's on this website. This no doubt explains the raging success of The Dun Cow, whose landlady never poured a pint without reporting it in full on here.
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    Happy birthday and that, Dennis.
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    Just fourteen shopping days 'til Valentines Day, folks!
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    This is the bit where I stopped believing.
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    Malcolm Robinson.
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    I'm only 19, so I never really drank in pubs before the smoking ban. However, my older friends tell me that the smokers would have little compunction in blowing their disgusting smoke in your face and that going home with smoke-ruined clothes was a regular occurrence. If you're at work, whether in a pub or anywhere else, you shouldn't be smoking all the time. You should be doing your job.
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    Thank you, Rory Bremner.
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    A return to a pub full of ignorant c*nts blowing their cancerous fumes in my face and going home in smoke-stinking clothes? No thanks.
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    Swede.
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    Nice people they may be, but I prefer pub workers to show more interest in serving pints than enjoying a succession of soothing cigarettes.
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    If you're short on your dough, there's a place you can go. Apparently, it's "fun" to stay at the YMCA.
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    A few too many cold ones, Brian?
  17. Hamburger Pimp
    I heard* that Suggs has taken to marching against racism and homophobia. It's just Madness gone politically correct. *via Popbitch.
  18. Hamburger Pimp
    Do the Doggy Bounce!
  19. Hamburger Pimp
    Vic channels the spirit of Malcolm Robinson
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    Ah, my poor sweet pretties, I appear to have misled you. There is no likelihood of rubbing shoulders with the extended Followill family in the dear old Railway, merely the chance to hear their entire back catalogue via the jukebox should you stay longer than an hour. Also, you are never more than four records away from "Mr Brightside" by american popsters The Killer. The pub also boasts the best-looking ladies darts team in the tri-county area. Yes, even purtier than those hotties from The Monkey.
  21. Hamburger Pimp
    If you're a fan of the musical stylings of The Kings of Leon then The Railway is the watering hole for you.
  22. Hamburger Pimp
    I would drink in a pub where there was the prospect of bloody oomph. I love owt like that, me. Love it.
  23. Hamburger Pimp
    There is also much sterling work done at The Bank Top. Good beer, fruity young barmaids, toon matches, free bait at half-time... All good, nothing bad.
  24. Hamburger Pimp
    I often call in here for some sasparilly and corn dogs, while watching the NASCAR on the big screen. Formidable! PS You forgot the Railway. The best pub in the Bedlingtonshire area.
  25. Hamburger Pimp
    Time to lose the hat?
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