Pencil_Neck

If it's Denzil......it'll be two or three mature Red Woods

tartar sauce........

On the other side of the coin, the CSA has helped many mothers who in the past have received no assistance for the kids. Just deal with it & stop moaning

Give her a quick pat....."good girl"

I bet that's a starter

Quite, light of pocket in certain cases I seem to remember your auld man behind the bar at the weekends

What will the weekend dads be doing over this long weekend?

Trap some rabbits?

Ah, the RR......a grand invention for the ladies or a little of

Nowt wrong with the CSA

I'm not a weekend father as I'm rather good in relationships.......only joking

92.3% of bald men have large tools

Japanese

It can be quite weary walking home these days from the Railway........I may fall into the Percy & never be seen again.....

Quite

Crivens......you're keen going to the Percy

No, made sure there was no 'Sunny Delight' available that night On the subject of violence, last weekend a guy walked into the Percy (Bedington Stations' wild west establishment) with a cricket bat & threatened to renovate the entire pub free of charge. Thereafter, four rather large gentlemen arrived “Sweeney” style pursuing the deranged man & commenced to discuss the error of his conduct with zest. One onlooker commented that the bloke looked like Billy Hardy after his fight with Prince Naseem.

Very good thank you Mr Dennis Apologies, the records will not make another public airing

Make him go back to work

Hope you are keeping OK Giving up the tabs will help I'm sure........

You'll need one to carry that lass around in