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Denzel

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  1. Peace on earth and goodwill to all men.
  2. Denzel

    How?

    Which would explain why she follows you around everywhere, even when we go out to watch the match. Hen-pecked Neck.
  3. Is there really any need for that?
  4. Hell no, bring the missus round to mine.....
  5. The only good thing to come out of Sunderland.
  6. Sod it, I'll go see Belle and Sebastian instead.
  7. Pete's dropping it like it's hot. Big dawg!
  8. What wouldn't be good about an Iron Maiden tribute band? Sheesh, it's not like going to watch the Throwing Muses or Belly.
  9. And therein lies the crux of our argument!
  10. Bah humbug. Only kidding, here's to another marvellous day of tequila, wine and song with CK.
  11. Pencil Neck is a bit of a 'Simpsons' geek. I believe they call it oneupmanship. He reads Terry Pratchett books too.
  12. How much?! I'm down on Thursday to pick it up. Get your pieces of eight ready Pete!
  13. There will be no change, I'll still be good ol' Denzel. And you missed out 'altruistic' and 'philanthropic' from your list Joe!
  14. Swanalla's sense of humour? That's an oxymoron if ever I heard one.
  15. We'll buy the Mystery Machine off your lass if it's on offer?
  16. My oral skills are second to none.
  17. Let's face it Allan, you'd know all about horse !*!@#, you talk enough of it.
  18. The trip was going swimmingly until 1.15pm on Saturday when the cam-belt on the Custard Pie gave up the ghost 3 miles from my destination - £300 or so to fix it and I've got to go and pick the !*!@# up. Then I've got to sell it!
  19. It was my last menage a trois.
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