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Denzel

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  1. I better get the back seat cleaned, it's hacky now.
  2. Are you referring to an 'artistic', probably Scandinavian, movie?
  3. Well I'd imagine the Colonel and I will go for some celebratory drinks, before being joined by some of our 'other' friends, resplendent with their respective lasses.
  4. I thought she played his banjo?
  5. Her Royal Highness, Mrs Elizabeth Babcock, would like it to be known that she never pardons as she never breaks wind.
  6. I'd like to be the first person to support you in your new job Ms Hair, so can I have a Big Mac and fries please.
  7. Denzel

    How?

    Do I post a pic on here from my phone?
  8. Aye. And she makes croissants for breakfast.
  9. Pete's been on the Tipp-Ex again!
  10. I did try one once - bloody awful stuff.
  11. Turkey and a leg of lamb apparently. The witch changed her mind about doing Beef Wellington due to the Crafty Cockney's protestations. Tequila breakfast again?
  12. Cue sound of frying pan landing on the back of Pete's napper.
  13. Do not enter the dunny unless armed with a rolled up newspaper.
  14. Would you care to quantify that?
  15. Nice to see some roadworks just outside the Ridge Farm now as well. Superb planning. Sort it out Wansbeck Council bods.
  16. I think they often enjoy Terry Pratchett novels too. And listen to My Chemical Romance.
  17. I've always been willing to look after my friends Miss Vic! And I'm always nice to you Barlass - still owe you a birthday pint.
  18. You had me worn down to a wick.
  19. Aye, she's in and out like Mantovani's elbow.
  20. Aye you looked damn good - I'll email the photographs later.
  21. Nowt wrang with frog's legs Pete. Especially those belonging to Vanessa Paradis.
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