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Denzel

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  1. Always a pleasure, never a chore.
  2. I've been in once and that was enough.
  3. She can have anything she wants. She's hot to trot.
  4. Well said, make the lazy ne'er-do-wells pick litter or something. Barlass for Prime Minister. I'll arrange a deposit for you.
  5. He'll be dining out on the story for years to come.
  6. Well give me a shout if you see me and I'll buy you a pint.
  7. If he'd accepted he could've been an ace burger-flipper like me.
  8. I'm beating them off with a !*!@# stick. Or is it the other way round?
  9. Bet you had free school dinners too. Scummer.
  10. Sales of drugs and lots of drink-fuelled violence.
  11. CK, let's buy this lad a few beers. He knows his chipole.
  12. Well if he's neglecting you...
  13. I just bin all of the crap that WDC put through my door - familiar tales of drop-in centres in Lynemouth or yet another initiative in Ashington.
  14. I was at work, or I'd gladly have popped along for some orange squash and a fairycake.
  15. Steady on, you neglected to mention the special deals available on childcare at 'Bedlington Bears'.
  16. It was me who interviewed you - it was done out of spite.
  17. It'd have been better if he'd been 'happy-slapped'. With a geet big bat.
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