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Denzel

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Everything posted by Denzel

  1. Always a pleasure, never a chore.
  2. I've been in once and that was enough.
  3. Right, gauntlet thrown down, I'll do one.
  4. I meant a monetary deposit!
  5. She can have anything she wants. She's hot to trot.
  6. Full of charvers.
  7. Superb product placement Mr Darn!
  8. I'm dead excited me.
  9. Well said, make the lazy ne'er-do-wells pick litter or something. Barlass for Prime Minister. I'll arrange a deposit for you.
  10. He'll be dining out on the story for years to come.
  11. Well give me a shout if you see me and I'll buy you a pint.
  12. If he'd accepted he could've been an ace burger-flipper like me.
  13. I'm beating them off with a !*!@# stick. Or is it the other way round?
  14. Bet you had free school dinners too. Scummer.
  15. Sales of drugs and lots of drink-fuelled violence.
  16. Apropos of what, exactly?!
  17. CK, let's buy this lad a few beers. He knows his chipole.
  18. Well if he's neglecting you...
  19. I just bin all of the crap that WDC put through my door - familiar tales of drop-in centres in Lynemouth or yet another initiative in Ashington.
  20. I was at work, or I'd gladly have popped along for some orange squash and a fairycake.
  21. Steady on, you neglected to mention the special deals available on childcare at 'Bedlington Bears'.
  22. It was me who interviewed you - it was done out of spite.
  23. It'd have been better if he'd been 'happy-slapped'. With a geet big bat.
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