Denzel

Never mind, Niall Quinn is their new messiah - following in Lawrie Mac's footsteps.

Aye, wouldn't get Hotshot Hamish in a pair of Nike's.

Excellent, a pint in every pub should do the trick.

Aye poor sod, got a knackered toenail and he can't play.

Well let us know Pete and we'll have a night oot, I'm sure the Colonel and Pencil Neck will be up for it.

You know it makes sense.

So what? Poor old Mackems, hehehehehe.

Could've been worse, could've hoyed over the missus.

Large pub chain, bought the old Vaux estate, well the bulk of it anyway.

Internet

Aye still got Fed, but for how long who knows since S&N bought them. As for Vaux, they disappeared 10 years ago I'm afraid Pete, but you can still buy Double Maxim in ASDA.

Let's hear it for blind optimism mixed with blatant stupidity!

Good man.

I watched it live and free over the interweb. Great stuff.

Well I bowed out at 11.30, can't keep up with the king of the quaff.

I'm afraid Lorimer's Best Scotch is no longer an option.

Ah Monsieur Ginola, never lets the side down.

Yep, Sunderland are !*!@#. Old news I know, but worth re-iterating.

Railway is OK, get the odd unsavoury type from this Board in there though. Lashed up on Stella; not good.

The freckled oaf managed to vomit in his own bed.

Who is he?

That's because you are a good person. I trust you are au fait with Ginola's escapades on his return home on Saturday night?

Yeah, how about the Tavern management show their intent and get some good live beat combos on?

I'm with Pete on this one, 2 screamers from Shola, that seal his place as Rooney's replacement in the World Cup squad.

And a knighthood for Bob Murray.