Denzel

I'll second that motion Pete, not sure if Big Al will get a hat trick, but about time we tonked someone.

That must smart a bit.

Unfortunately Pete there's very little of any sort of excitement in Bedlington at the best of times. Though I did have a canny night last night, with the Colonel and Pencil Neck.

You like that parrot don't you? Incidentally, what's orange and sounds like a parrot?

I don't like a bird who talks too much.

I daren't live next door to a takeaway; I dodge enough salads as it is, without the temptation of a large kebab or a whale end and chips. Sometimes both at once in fact.

Aye owld Borchy; hacky !*!@# .

Merely trying to make light of a difficult situation.

What on earth could the Percy Arms clientele know about blogging?

Liquid blobs eh? Whatever next?

Nope, my real name is not 'Denis'. I can confrim that I am a bloke however. Are you really a bear?

I'll bring Stanley and some Stone Island.

Probably cursing the CSA.

Somone notify MI5; let's get the gin-soaked old duffer strung up. Blogging indeed.

Mmmmm rabbit cacciatore, lovely stuff.

It's quality. Fancy a ruck after the game this weekend? Bring your crew to the Top End, if you dare.

Sod off Wicket.

Some superb research into the life of our dear Queen CK, but her full name is in fact Mrs Elizabeth Babcock. Apart from that, hats off to you sir.

Humford woods it is then. Pack some Scotch eggs.

Welcome to sunny Northumberland Gareth, whereabouts have you moved to?

What's a 'Rampant Rabbit'?

Excellent. 'Thaz been a lot of allegations made, and a wanna knaa wee thu alligators are'.

There is no such this as 'too many' takeaways'.