Denzel

Hell no, the BEF are a non-entity as far as I'm concerned. All talk, no action.

I apologise profusely if my flippant remarks have caused any consternation.

Irresponsible drinking and consumption of !*!@# food. Sounds like you Pencil Neck.

Still pissing myself laughing at your misfortune at the hands of the CSA!

Wow what a coincidence!

Any news on zeppelin races? Dead heats in particular.

WTF?

Or we could sign Jigsaw Cisse?

Well my taxes pay for the little !*!@# and their Kappa-clad mothers as well, just I don't bleat on about it.

Barbers shop floor does me!

Aye that's a point, the Ewoks couldn't handle a drunken old man, they'd be too busy talking about how good they are. No good in a ruck.

Sorry Chris, but they're your bairns so pay for them; don't expect any sympathy at having to pay for the upkeep of your own offspring.

We can replace him with the thinking man's Ian Ormondroyd; Peter 'beanpole' Crouch. I love hearing unbiased MOTD summarisers Hansen and Lawrenson saying that his heading isn't as good as it should be because 'he's so tall he's never had to work on it'.Priceless Scouse-related twaddle.

I'd prefer a mature Birch.

Maybe a meatball/White Lightning based monument?

Mmmmm nice mouth.

Try investing some beer money in a dictionary.

Why not just point the finger of blame at the person who made the application to the CSA?

Maybe we'll get to see a bare bear?

Kate Adie, Steve Cram, The Futureheads, Dave Stewart.......your boys took one hell of a beating.

I heard it was the Ewoks.

Not far wrong actually, popped into Moby's on way home last night; the 3 meat special pizza is spot, and indeed, on. I opted for a fishcake as an aperitif whilst the pizza was cooking.

Let's go down there today and have a look.

Link didn't work. Still don't believe you.

An Epicurean delight and no mistake. Well done sir.