Denzel

Beer was OK last night, could do with a few more punters though.

Hmmmm

I think your crystal ball is a bit cloudy Pete.

What he said.

"Big Ludo's got 'ands loik dinner plites".

Making huge amounts of money through acting?

I do.

Get back in the knife drawer!

A satisfied customer!

Touche sir.

Priceless!

That's in particularly poor taste.

I walked past the other night and someone had hoyed grey paint over the freshly decorated exterior. Methinks the radgies are hitting back.

Exactly, you tell him Pete. Here's to cleaning out Chisholm's and Ladbrokes.

Aye, happy birthday you owld !*!@# !

An excellent crisp-related pun, A+. Maybe Big Phil will persuade Nacho Novo to take up British citizenship?!

He's my bestest friend ever.

Sounds like a good place to send the kids.

Restaurant?!

Cheers Pete, I'll email you a pint if it comes off.

Nah, I like it smooth. Nothing worse than looking down and seeing a borst cooch.

I sense a dig at me...

Thanks for the advice Arkwright, I'll be careful.