Denzel
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Cheers Joe! Now I know I'm getting old when I'm being referred to as a curmudgeon!
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Well the Black Bridge is now at the vanguard of modern art; I applaud the bravery/stupidity of the gentleman who obviously took considerable effort to daub the words 'DENISE I LOVE YOU DAVID' [sic] in 6 foot white lettering.
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I'll wear a scarf and some mittens.
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Wondered how long it would take Bedlington's favourite letch to appear!
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As much as I enjoy a bit of Greek I'm afraid I have no Greek relations Joe. And are you surprised to find I'm actually a canny lad?!
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Ah, the carefree days of pre-decimalisation!
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Bedlington is the new Pompeii; people are flocking here to look at the ruins of the Domino.
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In Greek mythology, Hermaphroditus was the 'son' of Hermes and Aphroditus. My knowledge on the subject ends there.
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Yep, it'll be a real chore having to walk outside.
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You tease!
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Howay then Pete, tell us more about it!
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I reckon it was people still suffering cold turkey from their new year's resolutions; they couldn't sleep so they came on here to find out about Bedlington.
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Crivens?! Are you Hen Broon?!
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Alternatively the bairn could have a vagina yet still be able to park a car.
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Well it would take you several months just to tell them who you were.
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Smoking makes you look really mature. Keep it up folks.
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Glad to hear it - the effect of 'Debaser' on a wedding reception is something I never want to see again.
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Ah yes the Percy. Where a friendly smile and cold, foaming ale await the weary traveller.
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It's Geordie colloquialism for men who have an hermaphroditic air about them. That lanky !*!@# out of Antony and the Johnsons is a good example.
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Excellent call Mr Neck, hope you and the Mrs had a good honeymoon in Venice. I trust you didn't take any of the dreadul records that you inflicted on us at your wedding reception.
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Cholesterol-loving ginger madmen the lot of them.
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Hmmmmmmmmmm.
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Comic gold.
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In future, don't copy and paste from American websites.
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I can see the irony in your comment.
