Denzel

Well make sure you get your prediction in for the Brum game nice and early. Ladbrokes here I come.

Who?

Yeah, as boybands go, they're up with the best of them. Almost as good as Let Loose.

A fine establishment and no mistake.

Thank you for the clarification. It means a lot to me.

Well said Mr Darn, something definitely a bit fishy about the acquittal.

Good call my verbally-challenged chum, I'm on my way!

Yep, you can't polish a turd.

Nice drink.

Nah it's not her.

You've managed to accumulate 20 years worth of hack?! Good work that man!

Why did you copy that?!

Well you started the rumour. So your lass likes a bit of 'Tyne dock'; it's perfectly natural.

No, I'm Blue.

Ah, sounds like there could be a deep underlying reason for his behaviour. In which case, get your sussies on and put on a show for someone else. That should work.

Never miss an opportunity do you?!

The Market Tavern sans radgies? I think not.

Yeah I heard that rumour.

I trust you had a 'sausage sandwich' for tea?

Ouch. That cuts to the quick.

Yeah they looked particularly bouncy.

Who? Me?

Well quite.

I'd have thought Matt Lucas would have been a more contemporary reference. Still, I forgot you're into all that sci-fi nonsense. B-b-b-b-b-b-beam me up Scotty.

And mind your fingers in the till.