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Denzel

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  1. The Market Tavern sans radgies? I think not.
  2. Yeah I heard that rumour.
  3. I trust you had a 'sausage sandwich' for tea?
  4. Ouch. That cuts to the quick.
  5. Yeah they looked particularly bouncy.
  6. I'd have thought Matt Lucas would have been a more contemporary reference. Still, I forgot you're into all that sci-fi nonsense. B-b-b-b-b-b-beam me up Scotty.
  7. Oops, don't want to break up the happy home.
  8. I saw Mrs Neck walking down past the cricket club on Saturday; her bags were obviously laden with meatballs and white cider.
  9. Agreed, a back alley is best.
  10. True. Now go out the back and look for Granville.
  11. Her correct monicker is "Bendy Wendy".
  12. Get your sussies out of your drawer and put on a show for him. If that doesn't work, divorce him.
  13. You forgot to mention "Midnight". Apart from that, an excellent summary.
  14. I wanted to do Greek though.
  15. You aren't Pete. Stop interrupting everyone and get back to drooling over Nurse Gladys Emmanuel.
  16. Mr Wood; no 's' on the end. Stand in the corner, doofus.
  17. Not for me thanks. I prefer single grandmothers.
  18. Cutting and pasting. Lazy.
  19. C'mon then Psychic Pete, what's your prediction for NUFC -v- WBA tomorrow?
  20. I didn't do Latin in 'maths'.
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