Congratulations to Red Row's most famous ex-pat and Luis Figo impersonator John Gates. His lovely wife Gwen gave birth to a baby girl (Ava) in the early hours. As godfather, I'd like to wish them all the very best!
Point taken Joe, and if I have offended anyone with my facetious comments I apologise wholeheartedly. I believe the miscreants have been apprehended incidentally.