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Denzel

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  1. Bloody hell. You didn't get put in the stocks as well did you?!
  2. To be fair, if you construe it as an insult then it's not just your parents it's aimed at.
  3. '....a model of Chrsitian living....' Yep, that just about sums me up. End of character assassination.
  4. Do any of you remember sabre-toothed tigers then?!
  5. To be fair, if you'd said 'useless pile of !*!@#' it would've made a fine substitute for his name.
  6. I'm gutted. Hats off to the plucky Cubans anyway.
  7. Whut chew talkin' bout Lewis?
  8. Balderdash and piffle. Young Ava is absolutely gorgeous, been to see her this very evening. Well done to the proud parents.
  9. Congratulations to Red Row's most famous ex-pat and Luis Figo impersonator John Gates. His lovely wife Gwen gave birth to a baby girl (Ava) in the early hours. As godfather, I'd like to wish them all the very best!
  10. A new word in the vocabulary I see! Don't have to many E-numbers later mind.
  11. You were doing so well up to that point!
  12. And don't be running around terrorising the adult there tonight. Play nicely in the corner.
  13. You can have Sunny D, and that's it.
  14. Congratulations to Mr & Mrs Pencil Neck, who should be getting hitched as we speak. The reception tonight is gonna be a mighty fine do.
  15. Point taken Joe, and if I have offended anyone with my facetious comments I apologise wholeheartedly. I believe the miscreants have been apprehended incidentally.
  16. Howay then Pete, who will win the World Cup then?
  17. The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
  18. A scarily prescient comment Joe! Monster trucks will be next!
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