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Denzel

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  1. And of course a lengthy pause when someone asked you a question:- 'O-o-o-o-o-o-oxbow l-l-l-lake'.
  2. 'Hello, is that the CSA? You might be interested in this....'
  3. Good lad, saved yourself a hiding there.
  4. It's not a student protest. Get back in your room with your Throwing Muses records.
  5. Who is 'Mr PR'?
  6. Well I'm in, can't hurt to join up can it?
  7. Should've gone to St Benet Biscop. An esteemed seat of learning.
  8. I think the addition of the smiley adds a certain creedence to your argument. Well done.
  9. Ouch!
  10. Hell no, the BEF are a non-entity as far as I'm concerned. All talk, no action.
  11. I apologise profusely if my flippant remarks have caused any consternation.
  12. Irresponsible drinking and consumption of !*!@# food. Sounds like you Pencil Neck.
  13. Still pissing myself laughing at your misfortune at the hands of the CSA!
  14. Wow what a coincidence!
  15. Any news on zeppelin races? Dead heats in particular.
  16. WTF?
  17. Or we could sign Jigsaw Cisse?
  18. Well my taxes pay for the little !*!@# and their Kappa-clad mothers as well, just I don't bleat on about it.
  19. Barbers shop floor does me!
  20. Aye that's a point, the Ewoks couldn't handle a drunken old man, they'd be too busy talking about how good they are. No good in a ruck.
  21. Sorry Chris, but they're your bairns so pay for them; don't expect any sympathy at having to pay for the upkeep of your own offspring.
  22. We can replace him with the thinking man's Ian Ormondroyd; Peter 'beanpole' Crouch. I love hearing unbiased MOTD summarisers Hansen and Lawrenson saying that his heading isn't as good as it should be because 'he's so tall he's never had to work on it'.Priceless Scouse-related twaddle.
  23. I'd prefer a mature Birch.
  24. Maybe a meatball/White Lightning based monument?
  25. Mmmmm nice mouth.
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