Denzel
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Any further work been sighted yet? Seems to have reached a bit of a standstill.
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Ah baseball; rounders for rednecks.
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Hmmm
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Aye, she was a canny size like.
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That crazy fool's at it again! Prediction madness!
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Well quite.
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Well I for one certainly hope the perpetrator is sent down for it; it's all deeply unpleasant and I gather off certain friends he was a decent bloke.
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Sorry Swalnalla but violence on the streets is a fact of modern day life. Whilst I'm not suggesting that there are hordes of Vikings raping and pillaging their way through Bedlington, there is 'bother' out there. So carry on with your handwringing whilst the rest of us get on with life.
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Actually when you get married it means I can take Nurse Gladys off your hands! Back of the net!
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String him up, robbing old sod!
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We live in an enlightened age my dear.
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Who knows, some daft bint might be mad enough to marry Bedlington's very own Arkwright!
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Bedlington Sounds Interesting From Far Away.
Denzel replied to TokyoGirl's topic in Talk of the Town
What he said. -
Can't deny, the man's an optimist. Maybe he's also an optometrist?
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Cue Mrs Pencil Neck.....
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S-s-s-s-s-sorry!
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Bedlington Sounds Interesting From Far Away.
Denzel replied to TokyoGirl's topic in Talk of the Town
Is it true you can buy schoolgirl's dirty knickers out of vending machines in Tokyo? If so, how much are these baccy-stained boxes of delight? -
'The Station Slasher'?! He's no match for the 'Top End Tit Tugger'.
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Apologies all round, I was under the impression you'd been referring to Mrs Pencil Neck. Hark at Paddy Pedantic.
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I won't disagree; even pig-faced ex-Boro' thug Phil Stamp looks better than you.
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Bedlington Sounds Interesting From Far Away.
Denzel replied to TokyoGirl's topic in Talk of the Town
Is that the original simian that used to be in the bar then? -
Shame the same thing can't be said about her fiance.
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I'm of the opinion that it's a bit of both.
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Congratulations to Bedlington ex-pat Martin 'Tiddles' Thewlis, who has recently announced that he is to wed his beau, Sarth Efrica's finest, Natasha, in the picturesque Czech town of Brno.
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Excellent news, though it really is a case of 'Scooby Dooby Don't' in future. Incidentally, what are everyone's funniest canine moments? I particularly enjoy seeing a dog with it's head out of the window of a car when travelling at a decent rate of knots. Always makes me giggle that one.
