Sw@lnalla

So have you got a favorite bible story then?

Now that I've calmed down I think of this virgin birth scenario, somebody got screwed over this one.

What's your all time favorite Bible story?

I love it when this deity destroys thousands, even millions of lives, because he/she has decided. All of it fiction, but many people believe that crap, I wish Noah had swatted that pair of mosquitoes..... lol

Not at all, I'm as irreligious as you are. It's a good story, though.

Is your priesthole safe?

In time swalnalla and mongo will be a pushover, and the more they protest...

You kid yourself-explain apathetic, beyond computers I fancy you are as dimwitted as the rest.

I haven`t read the bible...i`m waiting on the film coming out

Many people who read the bible become atheist or agnostic, I wonder why?

The adventures of old Lot make for an interesting read.

Really Do you believe in that fiction?

all we have are piles of sticky magazine pages.

The mind boggles. Pond life indeed

were are you denzel?

Has the self proclaimed 'life and soul of the forum' gone awol?.....

i used to be a little chatterbox back when the old site was running

Most women were, and are.

I love you Monsta - all is forgiven. All pretence of me being reasonable is abandoned when considering that filth from The Stadium of Sh*te.

Preaching hate, surely that's illegal under terrorist laws, I'm not impressed with the morons in this town.

Sitting in the sunshine, sipping my Pimms, etc.

Quite the blether, see if Viz are interested.

The Havlock was a canny pub does that still exist?

After hours at the Havelock, Andy Chicken (police sergeant) and a local councillor (still in office) in the back room, I remember.

Is Allardice going to get the 'toon' job, let's face it, Roeder can't handle it.

My favourite view of the River Blyth was from the old Oxcart road, which used (Or maybe still is!) about 150 yards up the road from the Bank top Hotel.

From there, you could see down the river, over the Black bridge, and all the way to Blyth. It was the river I wanted to look at though, not Blyth!

There was also a good view down to the Furnace Bridge, and the old Bedlington Ironworks site.

Any of those pictures, or of that area, would be very welcome to me!

Joe.

That view is now obscured by trees Joe, partly demonstrated by my pic of Doyles shop.

what ever you say and it's Mr Monsta to you! colonel we all know its you!

Could be, but I sense a denzelist lurking.

All the best Joe, 75 years young and still improving.

Hand over your dosh Monsta. Just because the Colonel's postings, like mine, may scan well doesn't mean we're the same person. My aim is to bring the correct syntax (good grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc.) to all that I write and by doing so hope make my point a little more clearly. CK may also share a distaste for some of the more unpleasant views expressed on this Forum. I would, however, be reluctant to 'gag' those who wish to proselytize the vile racist filth sometimes appearing here - let them show themselves up!

So you use a good spell check? and sound like CK.....lol Sorry Vicar

Well I already have. My name was Blank.

I don't remember that name.

ohhhhh yeah i know i will reveal mine if you do !!!

Silly games, I will if you will.

Sorry, too small a target.

PS. Does Stinky Skidmark think that his children, present or future, will take pride in his choice of avatar?

Found it...i was beginning to think i`d dreamed about it!

This was me!!!

I was involed in a plane crash near Eshott on Wednesday and this is how we ended up.

This is an acctual pic of the plane a couple of hours later taken by the evening Chronicle.

I was lucky to walk away from it with only whiplash, bruising all over, internal bruising and nonspecified muscle pains, after the engine conked oot at about 600 ft and hiting the ground at about 70-80 mph, then flipping upside down!!!

[This message has been edited by tezmarez (edited 01 December 2000).]

Do you think you could deal with stinky skidmark, grab his weeny propeller and rip it off?

can anyone remember pop's mobile shop?

Pop Clouston, he had the shop on St. Cuthberts Tce. his father Jack had a shop next door to the Croft vet on Front St.E and Ron his brother ran truck haulage, coal and spuds from the Borders.

thats not him who had the fruit and veg place behind ian bells?

That was Barnes. Ian Bells used to be Blyth Coop grocery, the drapery dept. was just a little further down Rothseay Tce..

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?

>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

Sick mind.

that glove factory is now a pub!

WOW

Aye. Unique

Hahaha

Every turd is.