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nor a divint think shes deed a think a mother and father know something but aren't saying owt! thats why they never look sad or distrest! and aren't they getting a round the world holiday out off it!

i and it ends up at the top end boot sale! every thursday!

i they all go to see where harry potter was filmed! sadly its nowt like the film when you gan

not only does it stink it attracts chava's! some where to drink there white lightning! spackers!

i a wonder if tha ganna tourch bebside to?

looks like ya tee

here's a mad idea! instead of al this bother with charging us for disposal of are rubbish, why dont the powers that be charge the companies that over package things! cause lets face it thing are over packaged if they kept packing to a minimum my bin would be just about empty!

i but the thing is pete you wouldn't pay for it with coucil tax! you would be paying for the scheme separatly! so doubt it would cast much more! if you take care of what you throw out it could save you money!

el greco afro blackie am not chicken!

bin fire city!

well there not that hot! any way what happened to "pete the pot hole fixer"!

sly as !*!@# !

I blame tv specailly them cooking programs waving tha knives around and showing off! the face of evil! ready steady asbo!

i he'll be off to get a knife and stabing people! cause he's mint!

for example the furnace bank, my god its like an off road course!

WHOS SHOUTING? and i like mushrooms! specailly with bacon and egg!

EH? PATHS THEM THINGS YOU WALK ON AND THEY LEAD YOU SOMEWHERE! BEEN SMOKING AGAIN?

YOUR THE ONLY PHSYCOTIC AROUND HERE! DID YOU GET DAY RELEASE FROM ST GEORGES AND FORGET TO GO BACK?

i quite a few!

am !*!@# psychic! i just knew they would lose!

a nah but ye giggle at the phone book or ya bank statement!

nor ye want to drag him behind a motorbike for a mile or two then give him a nice salt and vinegar bath!

hamburger have you ever been assaulted by someones sausage?

i would by me own island and have me own immagration laws i.e. I.Y.B.F.O!