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Monsta®

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  1. well there not that hot! any way what happened to "pete the pot hole fixer"!
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    I blame tv specailly them cooking programs waving tha knives around and showing off! the face of evil! ready steady asbo!
  3. i he'll be off to get a knife and stabing people! cause he's mint!
  4. for example the furnace bank, my god its like an off road course!
  5. WHOS SHOUTING? and i like mushrooms! specailly with bacon and egg!
  6. EH? PATHS THEM THINGS YOU WALK ON AND THEY LEAD YOU SOMEWHERE! BEEN SMOKING AGAIN?
  7. YOUR THE ONLY PHSYCOTIC AROUND HERE! DID YOU GET DAY RELEASE FROM ST GEORGES AND FORGET TO GO BACK?
  8. am !*!@# psychic! i just knew they would lose!
  9. a nah but ye giggle at the phone book or ya bank statement!
  10. Monsta®

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    nor ye want to drag him behind a motorbike for a mile or two then give him a nice salt and vinegar bath!
  11. hamburger have you ever been assaulted by someones sausage?
  12. i would by me own island and have me own immagration laws i.e. I.Y.B.F.O!
  13. and a basket ball court and some climbing frames for the youngins! and some pathes and great views over bedlington from the top! and a bit of a meadow full of orchids n stuff! (if you look closely)
  14. * if you want a watered down pint! that tastes of dish water! * if you want to blend in with the local chavas * if you what to drink in shabby scum holes!
  15. sorry but there not funny! its like skiing blindfold very painfull!
  16. england have got hardly any top rate players! rooney, hargreaves, gerrard and neville are missing! and beckham is only half fit! so in other words tha gana get hammered!
  17. it looks nowt like bedlington and its german! suppose ashington and newbiggin are twinned with new york and rome! typical!
  18. tha only miserable looking cause there stuck in newbiggin!
  19. eh! how can they win 1-1? that would be a draw!
  20. tha as bright as a black oot! how many otterburn residents does it take to change a light bulb? divint nah it to dark to see!
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