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DNA - yes

Cards - may be

I reckon every one should have their DNA taken and stored securely by the goverment. Starting with newborn children.

ID Cards... As an engineer, with a specialistion in cryptology (factoring, number theory, etc), no system is 100% secure. 1024bit modular exponentiation encryption once once deemed unbreakable except for govements and very large corporations. This figure is now 2048, and before long 4096bits.

As massively parallel computational systems (not bog standard computers, but ASICs/FPGAs etc) get faster and larger, plus the further research in large-number-factoring becomes more accessible (ie. cost); then the likes of ID cards become more insecure. This is also true of smartcards (debit, credit etc etc).

So, DNA, yes as the records may be protected by physical security. ID cards probably no, as there is no physical security and can be ultimately cracked.

I was just wondering, I had visions of being mugged for my saliva hehe

What about forging DNA cards?

Does anyone think it will be possible?

And the cocky orange-faced dental nurses all had stupid golden balls stuck to their teeth..

Ewwwww!

Wor Threegee, he looks after us doesnt he?

I don't mind CCTV, I don't give it a second thought. I suppose it's for our own good really...

I think if your well behaved you haven't got anything to worry about!

When I was last in I thought the Tavern had had a fire, looked like it had suffered serious smoke damage.

Has it?

Has anyone tried the Opera browser? If so,what`s it like?

Opera is a bit like firefox, although its not as customisable. It could be quicker at loading but security is a lot better than Internet Explorer.

Good Luck Mr Darn!

Mr Waugh in Jesmond is canny

So the moral of this story is..if you ever come across a penguin that`s lost his way,p p p pick up a penguin

Penguins are doddery

Lots and lots of money to be made on That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds

Any news on this monopoly thing yet?

I dont want to see a power station there again.

Anyone like pea pods?

No, I'm not touching Apple Macs...

!*!@# Fanboys.

Bye bye Post Office!

Tut tut tut, more racism here on Bedlington.co.uk!

I have been there it is scaaarrry over there Monsta. But I plan to visit again soon.

Scary?

The station butchers?

I didn't know they were qualified in dentistry...

Whats wrong with trying to cheer people up with a simple poem?

So Mongo has his own Bedlington site now?

thanks again blank! nd a sortinly will like pettle!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONSTA!!!!!!!!!!

I want two, there nice wuth chips.

ops forgot to use the spelchecker