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Just a standard Kodac digital camera station lad.

Cant wait to see these match box houses when they get built in all their breeze block glory.

Although they are detached, they wont have a meter between them, the gardens wont be big enough to sit in and the residents will be snooty "keep themselves to themselves" kind of people, who's main objective in life is to keep up with the neighbors whilst secretly struggling to pay the mortgage and up to their necks in debt.

Look! I presumed, prejudged, jumped to a conclusion.

I also did something else, can anyone guess?

Can anyone be arsed?

I bet!

Good old Bedlington.

Ok, cheers.

No one here has to put up with Monsta or anyone else on the forum for that matter.

You lot spend more time moaning on about how Monsta is this and that - for gods sake just ignore him if your that bothered by him!

Its more boring listening to you lot all being miserable than it is reading Monstas posts, for every one post by Monsta theres 10 posts from members complaining about his spelling errors and his "wrong" point of view.

Get out more often, and it might not affect you so much.

Ok, I cant upload movies, I get a message saying "The connection was reset".

Yes I know I can upload it to Youtube and provide a link but its not the point, I'd rather have it in my new gallery.

Help? Cheers.

I love it when this deity destroys thousands, even millions of lives, because he/she has decided. All of it fiction, but many people believe that crap, I wish Noah had swatted that pair of mosquitoes..... lol

Swalnalla, no one is forcing anything upon you you know. Calm down.

So have you got a favorite bible story then?

Get down there you may have a blast......

So might you, with your hairless hoop, you might even fit in! Haway Pencil Neck, we'll all go down!

Next story......Asian family claim £10,000 compensation against your council for loss of Dodo bird

Your joking!

Please excuse my presumptuousness, I should have checked your profile first, hope you can find your way to forgive me

All is forgiven!

Not that you huffed me in the first place like...

Although there is people on here who are easily huffed!

Mehr mögen Sie, dummen Idioten

Someones being playing with an "English to German" translator.

Pencil_Neck, why dont you call him an idiot in English?

Cheers lads

...and lasses!

like a giant !*!@#

And heres me thinking she meant the middle finger.

What's your all time favorite Bible story?

Symptoms, you dont work behind the bar at the Market Tavern do you?

i hope atlee park aint turning into a pooters lane

Ah, let them get on with it.

I'll put a video up.

Last seen hanging round the school gates waiting to pick her up

Worrying.

I'm voting Lib Dem.

Stay away from The Movies, it's like a kiddys disco in there at the weekend.

Unless of course you like that sort of thing.

Rumors of Maxine Carr living in Bedlington are just another attempt to make the place sound a bit more exciting.

...and my uncles name is Elizabeth.

Question: What's That Shop?

Answer: Probably going to be a hairdressers, an estate agents, or a chippy.

Thats a canny pic, where did you take that at?

Its up to us who runs our country.

Naw, Alnwick is dull.

Denzel's loved up

Loved up or 'dogged' up?