Merlin

i must do drinking in bedlington!

Still gets you pissed tho eh! Monsta :lol:

Remember to get your predictions on today if you haven`t already!

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To the rest of you "Talk to the hand the face aint listening"

Mackem and Geordie walking along the beach,when mackem picks up a bottle.Mackem gives it a quick rub and up pops a genie."Now then mackem you get one wish,think very carefully before you ask"."Well"says Mackem"Can you build a brick wall around Sunderland to keep those !*!@# Geordies out?"Is that it, says the genie no gold or eternal life?"No says Mackem"Just the wall." "Ok" says the genie"so be it" A hundred foot fall appears around mackem land.

Well then Geordie its your turn for a wish says the genie.Geordie says"Ye naa wen the f**ckin Mackem asked for 'is waal did 'e ask for any windas or dors in it?" No says the Genie."Well then" sez Geordie "Fill it wi wata"

Guantanamo Bay

concentration

could be worse we could be governed by the fn green party and we would all have to wear tetty sacks and walk to the fn shop!

you mean communism!

Japs

Honda

and flying pigs

Nowt different there then the 'pigs' are always flying around down there :lol:

Double carpet

Burns

If you’re seriously asking Pete, I assume Merlin was referring to the Fawlety Towers sketch, by reference, when the Germans stayed. “Don’t mention the war’ has since become a popular saying...........you MUST have seen that!

Thankyou Malcolm for enlightening Pete on this matter

Pete I'm shaking my head in disbelief you didn't twig to this!

Nowt wrong with the Station Denzel, get yoursel in the Clayton or the Station club man, marvelous places or even the Percy.

Just make sure you are well tooled up before visiting such nofarious establishments

We're still watching (and recording details of 'offenders').

:lol: :lol:

Rummy

Horsey

Stick to spangly boobtubes petal, you're out of your depth here.

:lol: :lol:

Not before time too, Enoch was right.

Watch yourself Denzel last time I said such a thing the Bedlington Lynch Mob were after me!

Tyne

Bridge

No Malcolm

Whatever Pete

Well according to the papers manwel is joining the street,maybe Basil and Cympil oops Cybil could take over Roys place but remember don't mention the war!!

Beach

Bum

Because i aint got a crystal ball... the dunny was open this time last year, andlook what happened to that!!!

So i did!!!

Could themarvelous forum moderator please add this option to the list? and i think it deserves a +1 from hamburger pimp!

But........But............. I am so disappointed now, I thought you knew everything :lol: :lol:

Tracy

island

Hairdressers or Pet Beauticians?

Should move all the estate agents and hairdressers upstairs,to free up space on the front street for some proper shops ie: Oxfam,scope etc etc :lol: Then move the cooncil in downstairs so they could work and have their jollies in one and the same place then we wouldn't have to pay for their travel expenses.And if you get in arrears with your cooncil tax or rent then its straight oot the side door into court next door and into the cells thus freeing up our over stretched police force and local magistrates court to let every else walk free!The car park at the back could house Bedlington market,just the right size I would say.

Anyone got any other ideas?

Balls

!*!@#

Nee Botha!

whats the Red Lion still on ya list for it !*!@# closed! !*!@# pint anyway

So all`s well in the celeb front then..who`d have thought it eh?

Apart from me

Que! :lol:

money

ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Mrsvic

Only 73 you must of had a hard paper round lol. Just kidding pet,All the Best