Merlin

It certainly beats the Beano

Sad Sad Chavs. Nowt else you can say!

Go Pete !*!@# Go!!!

Another case of the do-gooders of this country, and this town, of putting right in the hands of the wrong!

Call in the favours mate but make sure you got plenty of witness's that you were somewhere else,these yobs only understand one thing and thats a good kicking

morpeth football club?

Nowt really just bored!

theres still a rag and bone man/scrap man who comes down my street at the station!

Gypo's get everywhere,lock up ya bairns

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS I'm off the bottom!(no crass remarks monsta,Iknow you can't help yourself)

Turn ya lights oot, turn up ya volume an watch very closely

Scum Dog Billionaire Stadium

let us think.. hhhmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,is tha a dummy involved here....or...or...or thigh lenghth kinky boots

found some vids on u tube of the questionable ladies,but Malcolm I just couldn't put them on here could I???

Viz is 30yrs old,where have the years gone

Anyway heres a few tips from viz

RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: "Know what I'm sayin'" all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.

SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.

SINGLE MEN: Convince people you have a girlfriend by standing outside Topshop with bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

EMPLOYEES: Only use the loo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid.

SCROOGES: Save money at Christmas by returning last year's cards to the sender with the simple inscription "Same to you".

MICRA DRIVERS: Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the thing like a sodding dodgem car anyway.

ANGLERS: Attach a helium balloon to your line and bait the hook with an acorn. Then sit under a tree and "fish" for squirrels. An upturned laundry basket would make an ideal keep-net, but don't forget to throw the squirrels back into the tree at the end of the day.

SINGLE MEN: Get a glimpse of married life by taping Woman's Hour on Radio 4, then playing it back at a higher volume than the TV while trying to watch something on Discovery Wings.

TIGHT-ARSED blokes: Only date girls called Natalie, Carol, Holly or Eve. Chances are their birthday is around Christmas and you won't have to shell out for a present until then, by which time they will have chucked you.

Some fond memories of this superb publication Busta Gonad to mention but one! Controvertial and to the bone,anyone got any memories?

My My stooping to name calling well I never

My uncle and many thousands like him fought and died in WWII.He fought for this country and paid the ultimate price,to give you and me,miss vic,a way of life free from tyrants,dictators and facism! It is an insult to him and the many thousands like him,for people in this country to defend other nationalities who come to this country to attack and undermine the fabric of our society, that he gave his life to defend! These people come here for a better way of life.If they wanted to live as before they would have stayed where they were.Sadly not all do! Ultimatly the decent law abiding ethnic minorities among us are as sick and tired as we are about the rantings and ravings of the likes of cleric Choudry and his clan.

If Labour the Tories or Democrats(if thats what you call them now) would make a stand against Choudry and his chums,this country would not need the likes of Griffin and he would drift off into the realms of history. Unfortunatly they will not or can not because they have let this matter drift too far down the line for change!

The government and opposition must now realise that something must be done and done quickly, because with no one else prepared to tackle this problem the people in this country will vote BNP and THAT must NEVER be allowed to happen. We need some one to address the problem of immigration and race hate preachers on BOTH sides,or this country will slide into conflict. I for one do not look forward to that!

But like my uncle I will fight for my country, I will fight to give my daughters a way of life where they can walk the streets free from tyrants, dictators and burkas.

If this makes me a racist then so be it!

One more thing miss vic,when Choudry and his clan do win power,and they have you kneeling on the centre spot, at The Terriers ground, for having the audacity to have a pint in the Tavern, don't say you weren't warned

Does anybody watch this? I've watched for years and am a fed up with the new format of the show, its just not the same! I know this sounds like a pun but, Bring back The Old Bill

Theres a building down church lane called The Tower,don't know if this is of interest to you,but there again you probably already knew about it!

September trophy goes to...

Cheers and I would like to say thankyou to......................

Not doing too well this month but early days

Might be them pesky aliens again Malcolm!

But, more than likely, it'll be some chav twoc'n a car

well done that man!!!

Still look pretty dangerous though! Protection for the stones but sod the public!!!!!!!

not big enuff for railings!They look like a decorative feature!

I think they are temporary spacers are they not?

On further scrutiny they are screwed into place,so I would say they are a permanent fixture. Watch out the new cooncil, compen claims in abundance heading your way!

Photo tomorrow to see what you think!