Cympil

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I think i`ll just stick to watching them on the telly..much safer

Ok

So i take it you haven`t mangaged to get a managers job yet?

?? Why would he need a shave Monsta? It`s ok, i`ve realised what you`re on about..

Awwww Bless the little bears,i would love to be there with the little scoundrels (as long as i`m hiding up a tree)

Man admits urinating on ill woman.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7002627.stm "He tried to rouse her by throwing a bucket of water over her, before urinating on her and covering her with shaving foam. The incident was filmed on a mobile phone." They should give the b*stard life

You`ve got a point..they play the racism card at every opportunity.UK is too soft. It`s nothing to do with racism,in this case it`s to do with fairness.Why should they be given priority over people that`s been on the list for years?

Someone was telling me there`s a couple of familys living up past the Ridge Farm.I don`t know how they`ve managed that one, you have to be on the waiting list for years to get a house up there

No it isn`t, you got me there CK..he`s still a cheeky t*at though

:lol: He`s driving a Porsche 911, if he lived in Islam he`d be pottering aboot on a wonkey donkey

Question: How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer? Answer: Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? UK POLICE OFFICERS Answer : Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 999? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behaviour. If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he falls over running away, knocks his head and kills himself? If I shoot him, and lose the court case does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and I will lose my family home? AUSTRALIAN OFFICERS Answer: BANG!!! AMERICAN OFFICERS Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?" __________________

Muslim dentist 'told patient to wear a headscarf or go elsewhere'.. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770 WTF

Or Choppington

:lol: :lol: was gonna say..he looks a bit of a !*!@#

:lol: By the way Mongo, i can`t see your avatar properly..what`s that bloke wearing?

You`re a poet and you didn`t know it

Wey i could hardly call the bairn a little Ginga Minga

:lol: I don`t know why i`m laughing really..that was torture

:lol: Cute..dunno where they got the Elvis bit from though.

Found this site and thought i`d share http://www.capc.co.uk/politically_incorrect_nostalgia.htm

http://www.savethegoldfish.co.uk/fun/ateam.php You scored 27... You are Captain "Howling Mad" MURDOCK You're a raving looney for gods sake, what more can I say? Ok you're not completely mad but you'd rather talk to yourself or your hand than speak to real people and you have impulses to do the strangest things. You have a penchant for the dramatic, erratic and chaotic but you're reliable even if unpredictable and you can manage to come up with some of the most brilliant if wacky ideas. You're more than likely a bit of a party animal and you find it easy to make friends although most of them are just the voices in your head. Some people can find you a bit much to handle but don't worry they're the nurses and they get paid for it. Watch out there's a huge penguin behind you! Congratulations, you're part of The A-Team. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AZn5nWIj_g Watch for the slap at about 41 seconds :lol:

Latest from The Guardian Portuguese police want to re-interview the mother of missing Madeleine McCann so they can ask her more than 40 questions she previously refused to answer, it has been reported. Kate McCann remained silent when detectives initially put the questions to her in the presence of her lawyer, according to the Portuguese newspaper Publico. Police also want fresh interviews with some of the friends on holiday in Portugal with her and her husband Gerry when Madeleine went missing, according to separate reports. Mrs McCann's private diary documents her struggles to look after her "hysterical" children and reveals details about the night Madeleine went missing, it was reported. The diary is among a number of personal items prosecutors want from the young girl's parents, sources close to the investigation said. Mrs McCann was frequently seen writing her journal in private moments after Madeleine went missing from the family's holiday apartment in the Algarve resort of Praia da Luz on May 3. Unconfirmed reports in Portuguese newspapers suggested that her journal portrays Mrs McCann as being worn out by Madeleine's "excess of activity". She also complains her husband does not help with family chores, meaning that the burden of looking after their twins falls on her, according to the Correio da Manha. Although she does not confess to any crimes in the diary, it is considered "fundamental" to the investigation, the paper said. A McCann family spokeswoman refused to confirm or deny any of the reports. Intense attention has focused on what police found in the hire car rented by Madeleine's parents 25 days after she went missing. Senior sources linked to the investigation told Portuguese journalists that they discovered "bodily fluids" - not blood - with an 88% match to Madeleine's genetic profile in the boot. Toxicological tests on the liquid show that Madeleine had consumed a "significant" quantity of sleeping tablets and may have overdosed, the French newspaper France Soir reported, citing unnamed sources in Portugal.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/6994646.stm It makes you wonder what else is in their food really?