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Cympil

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  1. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    :lol: Does Val Doonican? What`s Harry Worth? Does Basil Brush? Is Carol Smiley? Did Jeykell Hyde?
  2. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Is James Blunt? Is Sid Vicious? Is Guy Richie Is Roy Keane? What was Shay Given? Did Alexi Sayle? Is Chubby Brown? Can Mike Reid? Is Glenn Close? Did William Tell? Why does Gregory Peck? Is Ralf Little? Does Donald Trump? :lol: Is Oscar Wilde or is Gene Wilder? Did anyone find John Inman? Has Colonel Knowledge?
  3. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Is Johnny Rotton? Did Tom Cruise? Does Danni Behr? Does Stephen Fry? Can Beryl Reid? Did William Shakespeare? Is Marvin Gaye? Did William Hurt? Am easy pleased Is Billy Idol?
  4. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Aye..it is a bit !*!@#..but it`s the only one that was left to nick CK should put a music quiz on
  5. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Never heard of him..i nicked it off another forum
  6. Cympil posted a topic in Chat Central
    The idea is to use a well known person's surname and...for example, come up with this: Did Keith Moon? Can Michael Fish? Is Cilla Black? Anymore?
  7. Cympil posted a topic in Chat Central
    A male patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his nose and mouth, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour operation. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind his mask."are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir.I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back back the covers. She raise his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!!" The man pulls off his mask and smiles at her and says very slowly. "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.... Are - my - test - results - back?"
  8. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    I`ll give you that..it`s a nut cracker "Nutcracker, placed on the knee when seated, a nut is set in the hole and then struck with a hammer. In the winter, these were warmed by the fire before using."
  9. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    am tellin on ye
  10. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Where`s your letters?
  11. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Correct..Quiz night`s finished now
  12. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Nope..even though i can see how you came to that conclusion
  13. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    All of them are correct..just one more to guess
  14. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Whatever floats your boat i suppose
  15. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    :lol: :lol: Clue..you put your nuts in it
  16. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Right answer
  17. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Correct!! CK`s the winner!! WooHoo
  18. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    1989 Correct
  19. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    a pizz bottle..what`s one of them? or are you just masking it?
  20. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Both wrong..it was before 1990
  21. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Nope..clue...watch the video
  22. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    Zero points..theres only two that haven`t been answered anyway like
  23. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    No..
  24. Cympil replied to Cympil's topic in Chat Central
    :lol: :lol: No

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