Cympil

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:lol: I think he`s took a double dose

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Thanks Dave..and Happy Birthday to you too

Thanks Malcolm..nice pic, the resemblance is uncanny

Cheers Blank!! 99 today WOOHOOOOOOOOO

Do you feel better after that Monsta

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... 'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet.' 'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee'. So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture .. there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. 'Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Eet EES a bacon tree!' 'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?; We ees in the Desert don't forget.' 'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'. And with that ...Luis races toward the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. 'Pepe...go back man,you was right...ees not a bacon tree.' 'Luis, mi amigo...what ees it? 'Pepe...ees not a bacon tree... Ees.......... Ees... Ees......... Ees.... ... Eees a Ham Bush! :lol: :lol:

Shot with rashers?? :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: I`ve come to the conclusion that you`ve got a screw loose

That Burnmedia`s a canny site. Cheap ink cartridges

Normally i would,but if i do,i`ll just end up paying bills with it or over-spending on the groceries,so i thought i`d just get some xmas prezzies in with it and that way i`ll feel like i`ve got something to show for it..

Thanks for that,but that`s where i found Boots.com,the rest of the shops on there don`t sell the kind of stuff i`m looking for.

:lol: Aye, shops that accept Paypal.. That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds i knew about,hence all my lovely Paypal money and since it was mentioned that you like to shop at Primark,i`ve found a splended online shop just for you,the stuff might be a bit more expensive but still worth a look LOOK HERE FOR A BARGAIN and here`s an even better one HERE

Does anyone know of any online shops that except Paypal? I`ve been having a look but the only useful one i`ve found is Boots.com. I`m looking for online shops that sell games/cd`s/clothing etc.. Could you post a link on here if you find any?

I`m not that keen on them..they`re too spindly looking,i`d be frightened to give them a pat on the back for fear of snapping their spine

Football sucks..that`s my opinion

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In that free paper that comes through the door,Chronicle Extra.It says it won`t be ready to open until around the New Year.

I`ve just read that Tesco isn`t opening till the New Year

Did anyone else watch this programme last might? It was brilliant! It`s a three part series so make sure you catch it next Thursday on Channel 4 at 9 o`clock. They`re staying in England with three different familys,they were with a middle class family last night and they were chuffed using ferrets to catch rabbits and eating steak pie off a real plate Next week they`re staying in a council house and going to play bingo and go out clubbing :lol: And they are obsessed with Prince Phillip,they were expecting to meet him and maybe take him home Loads of info here HERE " They wear penis sheaths in place of clothes, use pigs as currency, and worship Prince Philip as a god. And they regularly have cameras pointed in their faces as film crews observe their traditional, South Pacific way of life. But in Meet the Natives, five tribesmen from the island of Tanna, in Vanuatu, are set to turn the gaze upon us, as they tour the country scrutinising the different tribes of a strange and exotic land called Britain. Armed with video cameras Chief Yapa, Albi, Posen, Joel and JJ travel 10,000 miles from their traditional villages to observe our foreign customs and culture. From KFC bargain buckets to gay karaoke, bingo to fox hunting and 24-hour shopping, the five ambassadors experience the best and worst of British working class, middle class, and upper class life. They have extraordinary (and not so extraordinary) adventures - artificially inseminating pigs, attending mediaeval banquets and buying suits at Asda, while making wise, profound and amusing observations along the way. Their goal is to return to Tanna to show their fellow villagers how their lost brothers live on the other side of the world. " I hope it`s repeated so i can watch it again

my dearer cake

A woman walks into a bakers. She looks at the shelf with the cakes on. They all cost £3. but one is priced as £4. She asks the baker why that one is a different price. "That one's madeira cake".

While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion." The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes,Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease." The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!" "Oh, Thank God!" the man replies. "Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself." :lol: :lol:

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