Pete Posted May 20, 2007 Author Report Posted May 20, 2007 Like this one A man is at the bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good samaritans and get him home.So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door.On the way to the car, he falls down three times.When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and, he falls down four more times.They ring the bell, and one says, "Here's your husband!"The man's wife says, "Where the hell is his wheelchair?" :lol: :lol: Yes I read that one
Cympil Posted May 20, 2007 Report Posted May 20, 2007 Yes I read that one you can just picture it :lol:
Sw@lnalla Posted May 20, 2007 Report Posted May 20, 2007 Is this turning into a joke thread? http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/Main/1400
Pete Posted May 21, 2007 Author Report Posted May 21, 2007 Is this turning into a joke thread? http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/Main/1400Yes I like that one, I could just imagine that being true.
Denzel Posted May 24, 2007 Report Posted May 24, 2007 Anyway, back to the question, what IS happening in Bedlington?
Monsta® Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Do you not have any news, Denzel?the bbc's got loads!
Guest missvic Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 the bbc's got loads! Did you read about the Bedlington 'gun' incident?! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6687067.stm
Monsta® Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Did you read about the Bedlington 'gun' incident?! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6687067.stm bb gun! might as well have been a water pistol! :lol:
Pete Posted May 25, 2007 Author Report Posted May 25, 2007 bb gun! might as well have been a water pistol! :lol: A catapult would have been more dangerous.
stu Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Did you read about the Bedlington 'gun' incident?! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6687067.stm Got bunnies in my allottment anyone got a gun,catty or some snares I could borrow?
Pete Posted May 25, 2007 Author Report Posted May 25, 2007 Got bunnies in my allottment anyone got a gun,catty or some snares I could borrow?Try Whitley Terrace.
stu Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Try Whitley Terrace. Good one! But I thought Beattie road would be my best chance
Pete Posted May 25, 2007 Author Report Posted May 25, 2007 Good one! But I thought Beattie road would be my best chance Miximmtoasis or what ever they call it (can not spell it and the spell checker has not got a clue either) would be a better option.
stu Posted May 25, 2007 Report Posted May 25, 2007 Miximmtoasis or what ever they call it (can not spell it and the spell checker has not got a clue either) would be a better option. For the bunnies or Beattie road :lol: :lol:
Denzel Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 A catapult would have been more dangerous. Ms Hair uses one of them to put her make up on.
Denzel Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 Do you not have any news, Denzel?Yes.I'm leaving you, you cow.
stu Posted May 26, 2007 Report Posted May 26, 2007 Ms Hair uses one of them to put her make up on. :lol: Thought you meant a bunnie till I read your post properly
Pete Posted May 26, 2007 Author Report Posted May 26, 2007 Yes.I'm leaving you, you cow.Denzel did you get rid of the custard pie?
Pete Posted May 26, 2007 Author Report Posted May 26, 2007 For the bunnies or Beattie road :lol: :lol:
stu Posted May 27, 2007 Report Posted May 27, 2007 Rats flaming rats now,bunnies are funny but RATS.Somebody from Beattie road must of fetched a few spare ones up and dumped them, no sense of humour them lot!
Denzel Posted May 27, 2007 Report Posted May 27, 2007 Denzel did you get rid of the custard pie?Nope - £3200 if you want it?
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